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- https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-dodges-falling-piano-swinging-death-blade-spiked-pitfall-trap-on-way-to-rally/BABYLONBEE.COMTrump Dodges Falling Piano, Swinging Death Blade, Spiked Pitfall Trap On Way To RallyLONG ISLAND, NY — The tension of election season reached a new high today with conflicting reports of further attempts on the life of the former president, as Donald Trump dodged a falling piano, a swinging death blade, and a spiked pitfall trap on his way to a campaign rally.
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