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Kamala Harris Last Seen Fleeing Dozens Of International Assassins After Trump Cancels Her Secret Service Protection
LOS ANGELOS, CA — Following President Trump's recent cancellation of Kamala Harris' Secret Service protection, the former Vice-President was seen fleeing dozens of international assassins.

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2025-08-29 20:31:13 -

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-clue-board-game-for-liberals-just-has-you-blame-the-murder-weapon?utm_source=The%20Babylon%20Bee%20Newsletter&utm_medium=email

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New 'Clue' Board Game For Liberals Just Has You Blame The Murder Weapon
U.S. — Hasbro Gaming announced that it was expanding its board game library with a brand-new version of Clue, where you blame the murder weapon and never solve any crimes. Clue: Liberal Edition was being called the most interesting update in years for the popular game.

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2025-08-29 20:17:04 -

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-demand-common-sense-prayer-control?utm_source=The%20Babylon%20Bee%20Newsletter&utm_medium=email

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Democrats Demand Common-Sense Prayer Control
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a bold response to the recent shootings in left-leaning cities, Democratic leaders courageously stepped up to demand common-sense prayer control.

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2025-08-27 22:41:15 -

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-great-exercises-even-liberals-can-do

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10 Great Exercises Even Liberals Can Do
New York City mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani's viral bench press exhibition has gotten everyone talking about the importance of fitness — no matter what your political affiliation may be. But are there exercises even liberals can do?

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2025-08-27 00:12:23 -

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-unveils-giant-cannon-for-faster-more-entertaining-deportations

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Trump Unveils Giant Cannon For Faster, More Entertaining Deportations
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump delighted the nation this week, unveiling plans for a giant cannon that he hopes will facilitate faster, more entertaining deportations.

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2025-08-24 00:54:39 -

https://babylonbee.com/news/al-qaeda-claims-responsibility-for-cracker-barrel-logo-change

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Al Qaeda Claims Responsibility For Cracker Barrel Logo Change
KABUL — In a newly released video, the terrorist group Al-Qaeda has claimed responsibility for the changing of the Cracker Barrel logo.

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2025-08-23 17:56:05 -

https://babylonbee.com/news/john-bolton-eludes-fbi-by-blending-into-a-herd-of-walruses

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John Bolton Eludes FBI By Blending Into A Herd Of Walruses
BETHESDA, MD — Federal agents raided the home of former National Security Advisor John Bolton on Friday as part of a security probe involving classified documents. Unfortunately, the whereabouts of Bolton were currently unknown, as it was believed that he escaped by blending in with a nearby herd of walruses.

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2025-08-18 21:54:00 -

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-phone-for-introverts-doesnt-have-a-call-function

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New Phone For Introverts Doesn't Have A Call Function
U.S. — Samsung has released a new phone designed specifically for introverts which has no call function whatsoever.

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2025-08-16 19:57:42 -

https://babylonbee.com/news/ukraine-raises-alarm-as-trump-emerges-from-meeting-wearing-soviet-ushanka

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Ukraine Raises Alarm As Trump Emerges From Meeting Wearing Soviet Ushanka
KYIV — Ukraine government officials sounded the alarm today after President Trump emerged from his meeting with Putin sporting a beautiful Soviet ushanka.

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2025-08-16 14:00:14 -

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-negotiates-russian-ceasefire-by-giving-putin-california

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Trump Negotiates Russian Ceasefire By Giving Putin California
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The bloody years-long conflict between Ukraine and Russia was finally brought to an end this week, as President Donald Trump successfully negotiated a ceasefire between the countries by agreeing to give Vladimir Putin California.

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2025-08-15 15:23:32 -

https://babylonbee.com/news/adam-schiff-worried-legal-troubles-will-make-it-hard-for-him-to-afford-his-upcoming-head-reduction-surgery

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Adam Schiff Worried Legal Troubles Will Make It Hard For Him To Afford His Upcoming Head Reduction Surgery
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In the wake of a whistleblower's claim that he approved the leaking of classified information in an attempt to take down President Donald Trump, Senator Adam Schiff expressed worry that his legal troubles would make it hard for him to afford his upcoming head reduction surgery.

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2025-07-31 21:09:55 -

Is Pelosi, going too!

Kamala Announces She Will Step Away From Politics To Spend More Time With Vodka
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Is Pelosi, going too! Kamala Announces She Will Step Away From Politics To Spend More Time With Vodka https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-announces-she-will-step-away-from-politics-to-spend-more-time-with-vodka

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Kamala Announces She Will Step Away From Politics To Spend More Time With Vodka
SACRAMENTO — Former Vice President Kamala Harris officially announced today that she would be stepping away from politics in order to spend more quality time with vodka.

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2025-07-31 12:06:58 -

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-announces-she-will-step-away-from-politics-to-spend-more-time-with-vodka

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Kamala Announces She Will Step Away From Politics To Spend More Time With Vodka
SACRAMENTO — Former Vice President Kamala Harris officially announced today that she would be stepping away from politics in order to spend more quality time with vodka.

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2025-07-30 15:30:17 -

https://babylonbee.com/news/american-eagle-apologizes-replaces-sydney-sweeney-with-fat-transgender-double-amputee-of-color

https://babylonbee.com/news/american-eagle-apologizes-replaces-sydney-sweeney-with-fat-transgender-double-amputee-of-color

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American Eagle Apologizes, Replaces Sydney Sweeney With Fat Transgender Double-Amputee Of Color
PITTSBURGH, PA — Social justice warriors scored another victory today, as retail chain American Eagle issued a public apology and replaced Sydney Sweeney in its ad campaign with a fat, transgender double amputee of color.

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2025-07-30 01:08:34 -

https://babylonbee.com/news/bad-news-ai-still-hasnt-taken-your-job-so-you-still-need-to-work-this-week

https://babylonbee.com/news/bad-news-ai-still-hasnt-taken-your-job-so-you-still-need-to-work-this-week

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Bad News: A.I. Still Hasn't Taken Your Job, So You Still Need To Work This Week
U.S. — Despite hopes to the contrary, recent news reports reveal A.I. still hasn't replaced your job, so sadly, you still have to go to work this week.

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2025-07-26 13:42:33 -

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bee-presents-an-exclusive-excerpt-from-joe-bidens-memoir

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bee-presents-an-exclusive-excerpt-from-joe-bidens-memoir

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The Babylon Bee Presents An Exclusive Excerpt From Joe Biden's Memoir
The world was abuzz this week with the news that former President Joe Biden had inked a $10 million deal to write his memoir, leading pundits and analysts everywhere to wonder what new information may be contained in the upcoming book.

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2025-07-25 14:34:33 -

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-excited-to-see-what-autopen-comes-up-with-for-his-memoir

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-excited-to-see-what-autopen-comes-up-with-for-his-memoir

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Biden Excited to See What Autopen Comes Up With For His Memoir
GREENVILLE, DE — Former President Joe Biden expressed great interest and enthusiasm in his upcoming memoir, adding that he's quite eager to see what the autopen comes up with for it.

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2025-07-23 22:11:07 -

https://babylonbee.com/news/obama-argues-he-cant-be-charged-with-treason-since-he-wasnt-born-in-america

https://babylonbee.com/news/obama-argues-he-cant-be-charged-with-treason-since-he-wasnt-born-in-america

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Obama Argues He Can’t Be Charged With Treason Since He Wasn’t Born In America
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a blow to hopes from conservatives that the former president would face severe consequences for allegedly overseeing an attempt to delegitimize the Trump presidency, Barack Obama argued that he can't be charged with treason since he wasn't born in America and isn't a legitimate American citizen.

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2025-07-19 14:40:09 -

https://babylonbee.com/news/state-run-propaganda-program-shut-down

https://babylonbee.com/news/state-run-propaganda-program-shut-down

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State-Run Propaganda Program Shut Down
NEW YORK, NY — Along with NPR and PBS, a state-run propaganda program hosted by Stephen Colbert announced it would be shutting down due to a loss of funding.

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2025-07-16 12:03:34 -

https://babylonbee.com/news/newsom-founds-underground-railroad-to-help-mexican-kids-travel-to-work-the-marijuana-farms

https://babylonbee.com/news/newsom-founds-underground-railroad-to-help-mexican-kids-travel-to-work-the-marijuana-farms

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Newsom Founds Underground Railroad To Help Mexican Kids Travel To Work The Marijuana Farms
SACRAMENTO, CA — An inspiring story emerged amid the ongoing immigration controversy, as Governor Gavin Newsom founded an Underground Railroad to help Mexican kids travel to work on California's marijuana farms.

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2025-07-13 12:22:06 -

https://babylonbee.com/news/iran-posts-image-showcasing-its-clean-peaceful-nuclear-energy-program

https://babylonbee.com/news/iran-posts-image-showcasing-its-clean-peaceful-nuclear-energy-program

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Iran Posts Image Showcasing Its Clean, Peaceful Nuclear Energy Program
TEHRAN - The Iranian government posted an image to social media this afternoon to showcase its clean, peaceful nuclear program.

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2025-07-12 14:01:13 -

https://babylonbee.com/news/malfunction-as-animatronic-trump-keeps-rounding-up-all-the-mexican-guests-and-deporting-them-from-disney-world

https://babylonbee.com/news/malfunction-as-animatronic-trump-keeps-rounding-up-all-the-mexican-guests-and-deporting-them-from-disney-world

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Malfunction As Animatronic Trump Keeps Rounding Up All The Mexican Guests And Deporting Them From Disney World
ORLANDO, FL — What began as a normal day at the Magic Kingdom descended into a near-riot atmosphere, as — due to a malfunction — The Hall of Presidents' animatronic Donald Trump kept rounding up all of the Mexican guests and attempting to deport them from Disney World.

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2025-07-12 13:03:39 -

FROM THE BEE

Bondi Explains She Was Going To Release The Epstein Files But Then Some Pedophiles Asked Her Not To
https://babylonbee.com/news/bondi-explains-she-was-going-to-release-the-epstein-files-but-then-some-pedophiles-asked-her-not-to

FROM THE BEE Bondi Explains She Was Going To Release The Epstein Files But Then Some Pedophiles Asked Her Not To https://babylonbee.com/news/bondi-explains-she-was-going-to-release-the-epstein-files-but-then-some-pedophiles-asked-her-not-to

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Bondi Explains She Was Going To Release The Epstein Files But Then Some Pedophiles Asked Her Not To
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Attorney General Pam Bondi explained today that she was really going to release all of the Epstein files, but some pedophiles asked her to please not.

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2025-07-10 16:54:18 -

https://babylonbee.com/news/republicans-unveil-debt-plan-transfer-balance-to-capital-one-credit-card-with-0-intro-apr

https://babylonbee.com/news/republicans-unveil-debt-plan-transfer-balance-to-capital-one-credit-card-with-0-intro-apr

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Republicans Unveil Debt Plan: Transfer Balance To Capital One Credit Card With 0% Intro APR
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a move that experts said could finally resolve the deficit crisis once and for all, congressional Republicans unveiled a new debt plan to transfer the balance to a Capital One credit card with a 0% intro APR.

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