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2025-06-05 14:27:50 -

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Democrats Warn Deporting Illegal Terrorist Family Could Be Slippery Slope To Deporting Other Illegal Terrorist Families
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As part of a growing outcry over Trump's immigration policy, Democrats warned that deporting an illegal terrorist family could be a slippery slope to deporting other illegal terrorist families.

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2025-06-04 00:08:47 -

Babylon Bee - Republicans Unveil New Plan To Fix National Debt Sometime After The Return Of Christ:

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Republicans Unveil New Plan To Fix National Debt Sometime After The Return Of Christ
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Republican lawmakers unveiled a bold new plan for the federal budget: to forgo paying down the national debt in favor of waiting for the second coming of Christ and the world to be ended in fire.

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2025-05-31 13:31:30 -

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-aides-shocked-to-find-bidens-autopen-still-signing-bills-in-storage-closet

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Trump Aides Shocked To Find Biden's Autopen Still Signing Bills In Storage Closet
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Aides in the White House were shocked this week to find former President Joe Biden's autopen still signing bills in a storage closet.

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2025-05-30 18:26:02 -

https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-asks-judge-if-theres-anything-the-president-is-actually-allowed-to-do

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White House Asks Judge If There's Anything The President Is Actually Allowed To Do
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an attempt to clear up lingering confusion over the role of the nation's chief executive and avoid ongoing injunctions to block executive actions, the White House asked a federal judge if there's anything the president is actually allowed to do.

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2025-05-27 02:56:59 -

https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1927092465141514342

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2025-05-24 13:27:08 -

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-demands-to-see-bruce-springsteens-birth-certificate-to-prove-he-was-born-in-the-usa

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-demands-to-see-bruce-springsteens-birth-certificate-to-prove-he-was-born-in-the-usa

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Trump Demands To See Bruce Springsteen's Birth Certificate To Prove He Was Born In The U.S.A.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In response to years of sharp criticism from the legendary music icon, President Donald Trump demanded to see Bruce Springsteen's birth certificate to prove he was born in the U.S.A.

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2025-05-23 19:27:58 -

https://babylonbee.com/news/mormon-fakes-own-death-so-everyone-will-make-funeral-potatoes

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Mormon Fakes Own Death So Everyone Will Make Funeral Potatoes
PROVO, UT — A local member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, Brigham Smith, reportedly faked his own death in hopes of getting someone to bring him a pan of delicious Mormon Funeral Potatoes.

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2025-05-23 01:21:50 -

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-family-worried-they-may-be-running-out-of-time-to-exploit-joe

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Biden Family Worried They May Be Running Out Of Time To Exploit Joe
GREENVILLE, DE — Following the recent announcement of Joe Biden's stage 4 prostate cancer diagnosis, sources reported that Biden family members had grown increasingly worried that they were running out of time to exploit the former president.

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2025-05-22 02:58:31 -

https://babylonbee.com/news/karine-jean-pierre-insists-joe-biden-is-cancer-free

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Karine Jean-Pierre Insists Joe Biden Is Cancer-Free
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following the shocking announcement that he was suffering from stage 4 prostate cancer, former White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre insisted that Joe Biden was 100% cancer-free.

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2025-05-21 12:50:24 -

https://babylonbee.com/news/chicago-mayor-insists-he-has-never-discriminated-against-white-boy-honky-crackers

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Chicago Mayor Insists He Has Never Discriminated Against White-Boy Honky Crackers
CHICAGO, IL — Following a deluge of allegations of racist hiring practices to fill city official jobs, Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson issued a statement insisting that he had never once discriminated against white-boy honky crackers.

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2025-05-20 13:36:48 -

https://babylonbee.com/news/family-shopping-for-a-new-church-after-finding-out-their-current-church-has-sinners-in-it

https://babylonbee.com/news/family-shopping-for-a-new-church-after-finding-out-their-current-church-has-sinners-in-it

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Family Shopping For A New Church After Finding Out Their Current Church Has Sinners In It
SAN FERNANDO, CA — The Gomez family is back on the market for a new church after learning their home church was full of sinners.

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2025-05-19 22:28:15 -

https://babylonbee.com/news/a-day-that-will-live-in-infamy-donald-trump-declares-war-on-mexico-after-attack-on-brooklyn-bridge

https://babylonbee.com/news/a-day-that-will-live-in-infamy-donald-trump-declares-war-on-mexico-after-attack-on-brooklyn-bridge

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Donald Trump Declares War On Mexico After Attack On Brooklyn Bridge
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Just days after a catastrophic incident involving a sailing vessel belonging to the Mexican navy, President Donald Trump held a press conference to declare war on Mexico for its flagrant attack on the Brooklyn Bridge.

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2025-05-17 22:21:00 -

https://babylonbee.com/news/home-depot-adds-self-deportation-kiosks

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Home Depot Adds Self-Deportation Kiosks
U.S. — Home Depot has begun rolling out self-deportation kiosks so local day laborers hanging around outside their stores can conveniently deport themselves for a nominal fee.

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2025-05-15 12:46:35 -

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-demand-to-know-who-was-responsible-for-covering-up-bidens-decline

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-demand-to-know-who-was-responsible-for-covering-up-bidens-decline

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Furious Democrats Demand To Know Who Was Responsible For Covering Up Biden's Decline
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrats in Congress have angrily demanded answers as to who repeatedly lied to the American people in order to cover up former President Biden's cognitive decline.

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2025-05-07 18:09:24 -

http://babylonbee.com/news/trump-to-negotiate-peace-in-india-as-soon-as-they-take-him-off-hold

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Trump Promises To Negotiate Peace In India As Soon As They Take Him Off Hold
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump has vowed to negotiate a quick end to the violence between India and Pakistan, just as soon as he taken off the "brief hold" he was placed on.

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2025-05-05 19:05:37 -

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-to-expand-alcatraz-by-putting-up-fence-around-san-francisco

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-to-expand-alcatraz-by-putting-up-fence-around-san-francisco

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Trump To Expand Alcatraz By Putting Up Fence Around San Francisco
U.S. — A new era of dealing with depraved lawbreakers dawned today, as President Donald Trump vowed to reopen and expand Alcatraz by putting up a fence around the entire city of San Francisco.

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2025-05-03 18:03:01 -

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-warn-cutting-state-propaganda-will-lead-to-fascism

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-warn-cutting-state-propaganda-will-lead-to-fascism

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Democrats Warn Cutting State Propaganda Will Lead To Fascism
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Congressional Democrats sounded an alarm Friday, warning that cutting funding for state-sponsored propaganda programs would lead to fascism.

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2025-04-29 20:15:18 -

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-beginning-to-suspect-husbands-thoughtful-relevant-responses-to-her-texts-might-be-ai-generated

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-beginning-to-suspect-husbands-thoughtful-relevant-responses-to-her-texts-might-be-ai-generated

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Wife Beginning To Suspect Husband's Thoughtful, Relevant Responses To Her Texts Might Be A.I. Generated
STOCKTON, CA — According to sources, local wife Sue Page is beginning to suspect that her husband's thoughtful and relevant responses to her texts might be A.I. generated.

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2025-04-27 22:31:52 -

https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-agents-discover-17-more-illegals-hiding-in-judge-dugans-robe

https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-agents-discover-17-more-illegals-hiding-in-judge-dugans-robe

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FBI Agents Discover 17 More Illegals Hiding In Judge Dugan’s Robe
MILWAUKEE, WI — While being questioned by authorities following her arrest, FBI agents discovered 17 more illegal aliens hiding in the back of County Circuit Judge Hannah Dugan's robes.

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2025-04-27 20:56:48 -

Babylon Bee - Winnie The Pooh Destitute As Trump Enacts 150% Tariffs On Hundred Acre Wood:

https://babylonbee.com/news/winnie-the-pooh-destitute-as-trump-enacts-150-tariffs-on-hundred-acre-wood

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Winnie The Pooh Destitute As Trump Enacts 150% Tariffs On Hundred Acre Wood
HUNDRED ACRE WOOD — Local bear Winnie the Pooh has reportedly been left completely destitute after Trump enacted 150% tariffs on the Hundred Acre Wood earlier this week.

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2025-04-15 22:18:13 -

https://babylonbee.com/news/california-mandates-homeowners-install-wheelchair-ramps-on-porches-for-disabled-burglars

https://babylonbee.com/news/california-mandates-homeowners-install-wheelchair-ramps-on-porches-for-disabled-burglars

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California Mandates Homeowners Install Wheelchair Ramps On Porches For Disabled Burglars
SACRAMENTO, CA — In a landmark initiative praised by advocates as a sign of tremendous progress for the handicapped community, the state of California mandated that homeowners install wheelchair ramps on all porches for disabled burglars.

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2025-04-04 13:34:06 -

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-most-devastating-effects-of-trumps-tariffs

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10 Major Effects Of Trump's Tariffs
According to economists, Trump's tariffs are currently running the global economy into the ground.

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2025-03-29 19:31:50 -

https://babylonbee.com/news/greenland-furiously-making-snowballs-in-preparation-for-american-military-invasion

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Greenland Furiously Making Snowballs In Preparation For American Military Invasion
NUUK — Vice President JD Vance was met with a cold reception early Friday when he arrived in Greenland to find a grand army furiously making snowballs to defend against an invasion from the United States.

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2025-03-29 13:40:49 -

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-leaves-presidency-to-become-even-more-powerful-district-court-judge

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-leaves-presidency-to-become-even-more-powerful-district-court-judge

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Trump Leaves Presidency To Become Even More Powerful District Court Judge
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump announced this week that he was leaving office in order to take an even more powerful position as a U.S. District Court judge.

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