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Furious Democrats Demand To Know Who Was Responsible For Covering Up Biden's Decline
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrats in Congress have angrily demanded answers as to who repeatedly lied to the American people in order to cover up former President Biden's cognitive decline.

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2025-05-07 18:09:24 -

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Trump Promises To Negotiate Peace In India As Soon As They Take Him Off Hold
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump has vowed to negotiate a quick end to the violence between India and Pakistan, just as soon as he taken off the "brief hold" he was placed on.

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2025-05-05 19:05:37 -

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Trump To Expand Alcatraz By Putting Up Fence Around San Francisco
U.S. — A new era of dealing with depraved lawbreakers dawned today, as President Donald Trump vowed to reopen and expand Alcatraz by putting up a fence around the entire city of San Francisco.

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2025-05-03 18:03:01 -

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Democrats Warn Cutting State Propaganda Will Lead To Fascism
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Congressional Democrats sounded an alarm Friday, warning that cutting funding for state-sponsored propaganda programs would lead to fascism.

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2025-04-29 20:15:18 -

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Wife Beginning To Suspect Husband's Thoughtful, Relevant Responses To Her Texts Might Be A.I. Generated
STOCKTON, CA — According to sources, local wife Sue Page is beginning to suspect that her husband's thoughtful and relevant responses to her texts might be A.I. generated.

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2025-04-27 22:31:52 -

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FBI Agents Discover 17 More Illegals Hiding In Judge Dugan’s Robe
MILWAUKEE, WI — While being questioned by authorities following her arrest, FBI agents discovered 17 more illegal aliens hiding in the back of County Circuit Judge Hannah Dugan's robes.

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2025-04-27 20:56:48 -

Babylon Bee - Winnie The Pooh Destitute As Trump Enacts 150% Tariffs On Hundred Acre Wood:

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Winnie The Pooh Destitute As Trump Enacts 150% Tariffs On Hundred Acre Wood
HUNDRED ACRE WOOD — Local bear Winnie the Pooh has reportedly been left completely destitute after Trump enacted 150% tariffs on the Hundred Acre Wood earlier this week.

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2025-04-15 22:18:13 -

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California Mandates Homeowners Install Wheelchair Ramps On Porches For Disabled Burglars
SACRAMENTO, CA — In a landmark initiative praised by advocates as a sign of tremendous progress for the handicapped community, the state of California mandated that homeowners install wheelchair ramps on all porches for disabled burglars.

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2025-04-04 13:34:06 -

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10 Major Effects Of Trump's Tariffs
According to economists, Trump's tariffs are currently running the global economy into the ground.

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2025-03-29 19:31:50 -

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Greenland Furiously Making Snowballs In Preparation For American Military Invasion
NUUK — Vice President JD Vance was met with a cold reception early Friday when he arrived in Greenland to find a grand army furiously making snowballs to defend against an invasion from the United States.

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2025-03-29 13:40:49 -

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Trump Leaves Presidency To Become Even More Powerful District Court Judge
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump announced this week that he was leaving office in order to take an even more powerful position as a U.S. District Court judge.

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2025-03-25 03:04:30 -

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Elon Musk Disguises IRS Building As Tesla Dealership So Democrats Will Burn It Down
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Proponents of eliminating the federal income tax rejoiced today as Elon Musk cleverly disguised the Internal Revenue Service headquarters as a Tesla dealership so Democrats would burn it down.

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2025-03-24 13:35:21 -

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Biden Announces Return To Politics With Bid For President Of Shady Oaks Retirement Community
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Former President Joe Biden announced his intention to return to the world of politics with a bid for President of Shady Oaks retirement home.

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2025-03-22 12:51:00 -

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8 More Rulings Being Handed Down By Federal Judges
Over the last several weeks, unelected federal judges have struck repeated blows against the Trump administration with rulings designed to stop his agenda.

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2025-03-16 18:59:38 -

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Report: Texas Has Saved Humanity Over 3 Trillion Seconds By Shortening 'You All' To 'Y'all'
TEXAS — A new report out of Texas A&M University revealed that Texans have thus far saved humanity three trillion seconds by brilliantly shortening the term "you all" to "y'all."

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2025-03-15 12:42:20 -

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Federal Judge Appoints Himself President
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — The Trump Administration agenda was stopped in its tracks this week after a federal judge appointed himself the new President of the United States.

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2025-03-09 16:31:33 -

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Trump Assures PM Starmer England Still His Favorite Muslim Country
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump extended an olive branch to the United Kingdom on Thursday, telling Prime Minister Keir Starmer that England was still his favorite out of all the Muslim countries.

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2025-03-09 16:29:32 -

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Gavin Newsom Launches True Crime Podcast About How He Killed California
SACRAMENTO, CA — Fans of real-life stories of murder learned they were in for a treat, as Gavin Newsom announced that he was launching a new true crime podcast detailing how he killed California.

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2025-03-08 23:22:07 -

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Transgender Mouse Obliterates Female Mouse In Laboratory MMA Event
LAS VEGAS, NV — Staff members at a local scientific research facility were shocked into silence yesterday, as a transgender mouse tragically ended the career of a mouse that was assigned female at birth during a much-anticipated laboratory mixed martial arts event.

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2025-03-06 14:56:53 -

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Husband Holds Up 'False' Paddle During Argument With Wife
SPOKANE, WA — Local husband Vincent "Vince" Hampton found his voice Wednesday when, during an argument with his wife, he held up a small black paddle with the word "False" written on it. As his wife continued nagging him about all his faults, the solitary paddle bobbed up and down at specific moments during her tirade to speak for the silent man who couldn't get a word in edgewise.

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2025-03-02 04:38:27 -

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8 Demands Trump Has Made Before Zelensky Can Return
After flying to D.C. to purportedly sign a mineral rights deal, Ukrainian President Volodomyr Zelensky wound up being kicked out of the White House until further notice. Not good!

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2025-02-28 14:05:11 -

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Walmart Introduces Mobility Crane To Lift Shoppers Into Their Mobility Scooters
BENTONVILLE, AR — Walmart has introduced handy new "Mobility Cranes" in order to lift heavier shoppers in and out of their mobility scooters.

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2025-02-28 09:53:41 -

Babylon Bee - Republicans Clarify That Deficit Spending Only A Problem When Democrats Do It:

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Republicans Clarify That Deficit Spending Only A Problem When Democrats Do It
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Soon after presenting a new spending bill that adds billions of dollars to the federal deficit, Republicans helpfully explained to constituents that deficit spending is only bad when Democrats do it.

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2025-02-28 09:41:16 -

Babylon Bee - Trump Fired After Forgetting To Reply To Elon's Email:

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Trump Fired After Forgetting To Reply To Elon's Email
WASHINGTON, D.C. — America's new golden age came screeching to an unexpected halt today, as news broke that President Donald Trump had been fired for forgetting to reply to Elon Musk's email.

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