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Nation Actually Pretty Impressed That Biden Lived Through All 4 Years Of Presidency
U.S. — As Joe Biden's term came to a close, Americans across the country admitted that they were actually pretty impressed that Biden managed to live through all four years of his presidency.

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2025-01-21 19:48:42 -

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Nation Actually Pretty Impressed That Biden Lived Through All 4 Years Of Presidency
U.S. — As Joe Biden's term came to a close, Americans across the country admitted that they were actually pretty impressed that Biden managed to live through all four years of his presidency.

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2025-01-20 21:52:31 -

https://babylonbee.com/news/cleaning-crew-arrives-at-white-house-to-get-rid-of-old-man-smell/

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Cleaning Crew Arrives At White House To Get Rid Of Old Man Smell
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Just in time for the Trump administration to move in, a cleaning crew reportedly arrived at the White House to get rid of the old man smell.

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2025-01-18 04:32:58 -

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Announcement: The Babylon Bee To Shut Down As There Will Be Nothing To Make Fun Of During The Perfect Trump Administration
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2025-01-17 04:37:11 -

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Remembering The Golden Years: Here Are The 11 Best Moments Of Biden’s Presidency
Do you all remember Joe Biden? Has there ever been a more memorable president besides, you know...the guy? No. No there has not been.

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2025-01-16 14:09:27 -

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In Effort To Improve Senate Confirmation Hearings, Democrat Women Replaced By Rabid Hyenas
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an attempt to elevate the level of discourse in Senate Confirmation hearings, all of the female Democratic Senators will be replaced with screaming, rabid hyenas.

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2025-01-15 00:04:54 -

https://babylonbee.com/news/last-100-million-mexican-citizens-hurriedly-enter-us-during-bidens-final-week-in-office

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Last 100 Million Mexican Citizens Hurriedly Enter U.S. During Biden’s Final Week In Office
U.S. — A final group of 100 million Mexican citizens are taking advantage of Biden's last week in office by hurriedly crossing the United States border before Trump has a chance to make their illegal entry illegal, according to new data released by the U.S. Customs and Border Protection agency.

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2025-01-14 23:05:38 -

https://babylonbee.com/news/arsonist-arrested-for-using-gas-blowtorch-instead-of-electric-blowtorch-to-start-california-wildfire?utm_source=The%20Babylon%20Bee%20Newsletter&utm_medium=email

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California Police Arrest Arsonist For Using Gas Blowtorch Instead Of Electric Blowtorch
LOS ANGELES, CA — As the devastation spread and the death toll continued to rise with firefighters working tirelessly to contain the blazes, a suspected arsonist was arrested for allegedly attempting to use a gas blowtorch instead of an electric blowtorch to start another California wildfire.

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2025-01-13 22:13:38 -

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-up-all-night-figuring-out-what-else-he-can-screw-up-in-the-next-6-days/

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Biden Desperately Searches For Anything Else He Can Screw Up In The Next 6 Days
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As he enters his last week as Commander in Chief of the United States, President Joe Biden was reportedly up all night wracking his brain to figure out what else he can screw up before his term ends.

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2025-01-12 23:17:40 -

https://babylonbee.com/news/newsom-reassures-fire-victims-hell-be-prepared-next-time-now-that-he-knows-water-is-useful-in-fighting-fires

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Newsom Reassures Fire Victims He’ll Be Prepared Next Time, Now That He Knows Water Is Useful In Fighting Fires
SACRAMENTO, CA — As wildfires continued to spread destruction across large swathes of California, Governor Gavin Newsom reassured victims of the fires that he'll be more prepared next time now that he knows water is useful in fighting fires.

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2025-01-10 16:19:35 -

https://babylonbee.com/news/awkward-mourners-at-jimmy-carter-funeral-place-flowers-on-biden

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Awkward: Mourners At Jimmy Carter Funeral Place Flowers On Biden
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The solemnity of former President Jimmy Carter's funeral was slightly marred earlier this morning when a few confused mourners accidentally placed flowers on Biden.

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2025-01-09 14:17:35 -

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-online-store-clearance-sale-presidential-medals-of-freedom-for-999?utm_source=The%20Babylon%20Bee%20Newsletter&utm_medium=email

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Biden Online Store Clearance Sale Now Offering Presidential Medals Of Freedom For $9.99
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With only two weeks left before handing the reins of power over to the new administration, President Joe Biden's online store announced a special clearance sale that included Presidential Medals of Freedom for just $9.99.

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2025-01-09 14:16:12 -

https://babylonbee.com/news/bill-nyes-medal-recalled-after-old-hate-speech-comes-to-light?utm_source=The%20Babylon%20Bee%20Newsletter&utm_medium=email

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Bill Nye's Medal Revoked After Old Hate Speech Comes To Light
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Bill Nye has just had his Presidential Medal of Freedom revoked after investigators unearthed an old hate speech in which the famous "Science Guy" claimed that a person's gender was determined by their chromosomes.

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2025-01-09 14:14:21 -

https://babylonbee.com/news/trudeau-to-be-humanely-euthanized?utm_source=The%20Babylon%20Bee%20Newsletter&utm_medium=email

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Trudeau To Be Humanely Euthanized
OTTAWA — Amid growing public outcry across the country, the Canadian government announced that embattled Prime Minister Justin Trudeau would be humanely euthanized after his resignation.

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2025-01-08 11:33:32 -

https://babylonbee.com/news/guy-who-said-facebook-was-not-suppressing-free-speech-announces-facebook-will-stop-suppressing-free-speech

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Guy Who Said Facebook Was Not Suppressing Free Speech Announces Facebook Will Stop Suppressing Free Speech
PALO ALTO, CA — Social media users rejoiced today as in an initiative to fight back against censorship, the guy who said Facebook was not suppressing free speech announced that Facebook would stop suppressing free speech.

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2025-01-07 19:54:13 -

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-issues-imminent-terrorist-threat-warning-due-to-the-eleven-terrorists-he-just-released-from-prison

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Biden Issues Imminent Terrorist Threat Warning Due To The 11 Terrorists He Just Released From Prison
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a rare televised address from the Oval Office, President Biden warned the American public of an imminent terrorist threat as a result of his releasing eleven terrorists from prison.

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2025-01-05 17:32:44 -

https://babylonbee.com/news/tesla-cybertruck-voted-worst-vehicle-by-national-association-of-terrorist-car-bombers

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Tesla Cybertruck Voted 'Worst Vehicle' By National Association Of Terrorist Car Bombers
U.S. — Following its poor performance in the attack outside the Trump Hotel in Las Vegas this week, the Tesla Cybertruck was unanimously voted Worst Vehicle by members of the National Association of Terrorist Car Bombers.

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2025-01-05 16:54:22 -

https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-turns-itself-in-for-jan-6-pipe-bomb-to-collect-500000-reward-from-fbi?utm_source=The%20Babylon%20Bee%20Newsletter&utm_medium=email

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FBI Turns Itself In For Planting Jan 6 Pipe Bomb To Collect $500,000 Reward From FBI
WASHINGTON, D.C. — A Federal Bureau of Investigation spokesperson announced Friday that the bureau had turned itself in for the planting of pipe bomb explosives outside the U.S. Capitol Building on January 6 and collected the $500,000 reward from itself.

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2025-01-05 16:52:28 -

https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-baffled-terrorist-attack-occurred-as-they-imprisoned-all-jan-6-attendees?utm_source=The%20Babylon%20Bee%20Newsletter&utm_medium=email

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FBI Baffled Terrorist Attack Occurred As They Imprisoned All Jan 6 Attendees
U.S. — As the investigations continued into the deadly events of the new year, FBI agents were reportedly baffled that terrorist attacks could even occur as they had already imprisoned all of the January 6 attendees.

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2025-01-02 02:42:04 -

https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-insists-jimmy-carter-is-still-sharp-and-focused-behind-closed-doors

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White House Insists Jimmy Carter Is Still Sharp And Focused Behind Closed Doors
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Despite swirling rumors that his demise has negatively affected his cognitive abilities, White House officials insisted today that former President Jimmy Carter is still sharp and focused behind closed doors.

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2025-01-01 13:42:20 -

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bees-predictions-for-2025

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The Babylon Bee's Predictions For 2025

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2024-12-30 13:17:03 -

https://babylonbee.com/news/jimmy-carter-to-skip-trump-inauguration

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Jimmy Carter To Skip Trump Inauguration
U.S. — In yet another blow to President-elect Trump, aides have announced that former President Jimmy Carter will also be skipping Trump's inauguration.

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2024-12-28 19:06:30 -

https://babylonbee.com/news/california-announces-mass-deportation-of-us-citizens?utm_source=The%20Babylon%20Bee%20Newsletter&utm_medium=email

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California Announces Mass Deportation Of U.S. Citizens
SACRAMENTO, CA — In an effort to crack down on the invasive influence of American culture, the state of California announced that come January, it will commence mass deportation of U.S. citizens.

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2024-12-27 17:00:59 -

https://babylonbee.com/news/uh-oh-all-the-animals-from-the-live-nativity-in-springfield-ohio-just-went-missing

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Uh-Oh: All The Animals From The Live Nativity In Springfield, Ohio Just Went Missing
SPRINGFIELD, OH — In an unfortunate development discovered last night, all of the animals from the live nativity scene in Springfield, Ohio have suddenly gone missing.

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