Wow!

U.S. — Lawmakers and powerbrokers across the United States were proud to announce that America's transition to being an idiocracy is currently running far ahead of schedule.

CAMBRIDGE, MA — In the wake of claiming the moon is made of gas and the sun is "almost" too hot to get close to, Texas Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee has been named the new head of Harvard University's Astronomy Department.

WASHINGTON, D.C. — With criticism mounting regarding the rate of inflation and the increased cost of basic necessities, the White House announced that inflation is actually doing great if you just hold the chart upside down.

GAZA — After months of intense negotiation with the Biden administration, Hamas has at last agreed to release zero hostages in exchange for wiping every Jew off the face of the planet.

Biden has been caught in a multitude of lies over the years, and he was recently caught in another one while giving a speech in Wisconsin on Monday. https://twitter.com/greg_price11/status/1777423105222234589?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1777423105222234589%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.foxnews.com%2Fmedia%2Fbiden-skewered-for-falsely-claiming-first-family-college-pathological-liar Fox News goes into more detail about Biden’s quotes: While on the topic of debt and college, Biden said, “I, like an awful lot of people...

Yesterday, President Trump walked into a Chick-fil-a in Atlanta, GA and received a warm welcome from enthusiastic supporters, many of whom were African-American. One woman told Trump, “I don’t care what the media tells you, Mr. Trump. We support you.” Trump then hugged her, while the crowd clapped and cheered. Watch the clip here: https://twitter.com/DanScavino/status/1778097980475588870...

Did you see this coming?

Uh-oh!

What did they do to Trump?