NYC store owner Chris Sciacco says that he is struggling to keep his business afloat due to the amount of shoplifting perpetrated by migrants in Queens, New York.

U.S. — According to sources, the United States Secret Service plans to beef up Trump's security team with a squad of blind midgets.

U.S. — The mood on Capitol Hill was somber today, as congressional leaders joined Democrats across the nation in ordering flags to be flown at half-staff as former President Donald Trump was tragically not killed in an assassination attempt over the weekend.

WASHINGTON, D.C. — As authorities sought to piece together the puzzle of glaring security failures in the attempted assassination of former President Donald Trump, the Secret Service vowed to find out what went wrong at the Trump rally as soon as they figure out who left cocaine in the White House.

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