'He has impulsively risked launching a war that may ensnare us for generations'

President Donald Trump has addressed the nation following the U.S. completing successful airstrikes on key Iranian nuclear facilities.

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, describing the "Operation Midnight Hammer" strikes on Iran's nuclear facilities as an "incredible and overwhelming success, said that the bombings show the world that when President Donald Trump speaks, "the world should listen."

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