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Husband Holds Up 'False' Paddle During Argument With Wife SPOKANE, WA — Local husband Vincent "Vince" Hampton found his voice Wednesday when, during an argument with his wife, he held up a small black paddle with the word "False" written on it. As his wife continued nagging him about all his faults, the solitary paddle bobbed up and down at specific moments during her tirade to speak for the silent man who couldn't get a word in edgewise.