If you ever needed proof that hypocrisy is not a bug but a feature in the digital age, look no further than Imran Ahmed, the CEO of the Center for Countering Digital Hate (CCDH). For years, Ahmed’s organization acted as a self-appointed speech police, famously publishing the 'Disinformation Dozen' report that pressured social media platforms to deplatform specific individuals, including us. Now, facing a potential visa revocation from the U.S., Ahmed has reportedly clutched the very First Amendment he helped others sidestep, pleading for “constitutional protection.” The irony is so thick you could cut it with a censor’s scissors. The