This is disturbingly true, Joe!

This is unacceptable!

OTTAWA — In a groundbreaking decision that sent ripples across the geopolitical landscape, the Canadian Supreme Court has ruled that the term "Justin Trudeau" is outdated and should instead be replaced with the more inclusive term, "Person With A Vagina."

U.S. — As navigation apps continue to move toward offering more environmentally conscious travel options, a newly unveiled Greta Thunberg GPS features stern lectures any time users refuse to choose more eco-friendly routes.

NEW YORK, NY — Not long after news broke that his agreement to produce content for the social media platform X was terminated, broadcast journalist Don Lemon announced his new show would premiere soon and air exclusively on MySpace.

Repeating History?