LANCASTER, PA — In response to the popular reception former President Donald Trump received while working at a Philadelphia area McDonald's over the weekend, a desperate Kamala Harris ordered her campaign staff to plan a photo op at a local Long John Silver's.

Israeli intelligence findings regarding the financial center of the Hezbollah terrorist organization, including a bunker beneath a south Beirut hospital that holds hundreds of millions of dollars in cash and gold, was disclosed by the IDF on Monday.