Washed-up A-list actor Harrison Ford recently endorsed Kamala Harris for president, claiming she will protect freedom of speech and the “right to disagree” about major policy issues.

PINE CITY, NY — Following the public outcry about the state's Department of Environmental Conservation raiding a local man's home and euthanizing his pet squirrel who had hundreds of thousands of social media followers, New York authorities announced Peanut the squirrel had died of COVID-19.