WASHINGTON, D.C. — To date, Donald Trump has appointed seven people to his presidential cabinet, with at least seven more on the way. But is the damage already done? Critics are sounding the alarm that his current picks have zero experience as useless government bureaucrats.

SPRINGFIELD, IL — Despite extensive investigation, experts disclosed they were unable to determine if the angry-looking bald person you saw today was a neo-nazi or simply a progressive feminist woman.

A U.S. federal appeals court upheld a law requiring ByteDance to divest its popular short video app TikTok in the United States by early next year or face a ban.

President-elect Donald Trump has announced he will once again forgo the annual $450,000 presidential salary during his upcoming term.

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