The FBI has reportedly uncovered thousands of undisclosed records connected to former President John F. Kennedy's 1963 assassination.

If someone could come get their Auntie Maxine and help shuffle her back to the old folks’ home, the rest of us sure would appreciate it.

So desperate are the media to discredit the work of the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE), and by extension that of Elon Musk, that they are willing to resort to rank fear mongering. As Major Garrett’s report for the CBS Evening News proves, they also seem to believe that their viewers are morons. The report opens both with a recap of the CBS poll showing President Donald Trump with a 53% approval rating, and a mewling objection (by John Dickerson of course) of the manner in which Trump is fulfilling his promises:

"Fact checkers" at the anti-Trump website The Dispatch tried to scold critics enraged over the millions in taxpayer dol