I was scrolling twitter one day and saw a post from Phil Johnson...THE PHIL JOHNSON. The post was a FIGHT that happened on Christmas Day in a Waffle House right across the street from the church where I grew up in my hometown! After I picked my jaw up off the floor (I mean, PHIL JOHNSON tweeting something that happened in MY hometown was crazy!!!!), I laughed hysterically at the fact that 1) Phil tweeted it, and 2) people in my hometown are still as stupid as they were when I lived there, which is a lot of the reason why I moved away...