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- https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-polling-at-100-after-hosts-warn-he-would-cancel-the-view?utm_source=The%20Babylon%20Bee%20Newsletter&utm_medium=emailBABYLONBEE.COMTrump Polling At 100% After Hosts Warn He Would Cancel 'The View'U.S. — Former President Trump has suddenly skyrocketed to 100% in the polls after host Joy Behar warned that Trump would ban The View from television if elected.
- https://babylonbee.com/news/sad-chicago-has-no-one-to-award-reparations-to-because-everyone-got-murdered?utm_source=The%20Babylon%20Bee%20Newsletter&utm_medium=emailBABYLONBEE.COMSad: Chicago Mayor Has No One To Award Reparations To Because Everyone Got MurderedCHICAGO, IL — In a tragic turn of events, Mayor Brandon Johnson's planned Chicago Reparations Program had to be abandoned after it turned out that everyone in Chicago was already murdered and thus could not receive reparations.
- https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-claims-terrible-economy-is-just-a-deepfake?utm_source=The%20Babylon%20Bee%20Newsletter&utm_medium=emailBABYLONBEE.COMWhite House Claims Terrible Economy Is Just A DeepfakeWASHINGTON, DC — In the wake of White House statements that labeled coverage of Biden's completely normal and unconcerning 49-second pauses as "maliciously edited deepfakes," official US government sources have confirmed that the seemingly terrible US economy is in fact just another devious deepfake.
- https://babylonbee.com/news/obama-panics-as-his-biden-remote-control-loses-connection?utm_source=The%20Babylon%20Bee%20Newsletter&utm_medium=emailBABYLONBEE.COMObama Panics As His Biden Remote Control Loses ConnectionLOS ANGELES, CA — The most powerful man in America was forced to deal with an unexpected emergency last night, with former President Barack Obama suffering a moment of panic due to his Biden remote control suddenly losing connection.
- https://babylonbee.com/news/g7-officially-changed-to-g6-after-biden-wanders-off-again?utm_source=The%20Babylon%20Bee%20Newsletter&utm_medium=emailBABYLONBEE.COMG7 Officially Changed To G6 After Biden Wanders Off AgainBARI, ITALY — The heads of state gathered in Italy for the G7 summit have decided to go ahead and officially change the name to "G6" after President Biden wandered off again.
- https://babylonbee.com/news/as-russian-warships-threaten-florida-coast-biden-snaps-to-action-to-ensure-the-pride-murals-are-safe?utm_source=The%20Babylon%20Bee%20Newsletter&utm_medium=emailBABYLONBEE.COMAs Russian Warships Threaten Florida Coast, Biden Responds Decisively To Ensure Safety Of All Pride MuralsMIAMI, FL — In the wake of the sighting of a Russian naval flotilla not far from the coast of Florida, President Biden, Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces, has swiftly and competently reacted to the situation in order to defend his top security priority: all of the Florida Pride murals.
- https://babylonbee.com/news/disqualified-lia-thomas-asks-if-he-can-still-just-hang-out-naked-in-the-olympic-womens-locker-rooms?utm_source=The%20Babylon%20Bee%20Newsletter&utm_medium=emailBABYLONBEE.COMDisqualified Lia Thomas Asks If He Can Still Just Hang Out Naked In The Olympic Women’s Locker RoomsSTATE COLLEGE, PA — After the Court of Arbitration for Sport (CAS) made a shocking ruling on Thursday that Lia Thomas, a man, would not be allowed to compete on the U.S. women's Olympic team, Thomas requested further clarification on whether he might be allowed to still just hang out naked in the women's locker room on occasion or something like that.
- https://babylonbee.com/news/merrick-garland-threatens-to-arrest-anyone-who-says-his-doj-is-corrupt?utm_source=The%20Babylon%20Bee%20Newsletter&utm_medium=emailBABYLONBEE.COMMerrick Garland Threatens To Arrest Anyone Who Says His DOJ Is CorruptWASHINGTON, D.C. — As accusations continue to mount regarding the impartiality of the American justice system, U.S. Attorney General Merrick Garland threatened to arrest anyone who said his Department of Justice was corrupt.
- https://babylonbee.com/news/colorado-supreme-court-overturns-hunter-biden-conviction?utm_source=The%20Babylon%20Bee%20Newsletter&utm_medium=emailBABYLONBEE.COMColorado Supreme Court Overturns Hunter Biden ConvictionDENVER, CO — In a stunning ruling just before the end of the day that veered away from any legal precedent, the Colorado Supreme Court overturned the criminal conviction handed down to Hunter Biden just this morning.
- https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-asks-why-europe-didnt-just-arrest-conservative-candidates-before-election?utm_source=The%20Babylon%20Bee%20Newsletter&utm_medium=emailBABYLONBEE.COMBiden Asks Why Europe Didn't Just Arrest Conservative Candidates Before ElectionWASHINGTON, D.C. — As shockwaves continued to reverberate around the globe following sweeping victories for the European political right, U.S. President Joe Biden asked aides why Europe didn't just arrest the conservative candidates before the election.
- https://babylonbee.com/news/gaza-health-ministry-confirms-8-billion-dead-in-israeli-hostage-rescue?utm_source=The%20Babylon%20Bee%20Newsletter&utm_medium=emailBABYLONBEE.COMGaza Health Ministry Confirms 8 Billion Dead In Israeli Hostage RescueGAZA — The Gaza Health Ministry announced that Israeli soldiers killed eight billion innocent women, children and puppies today during the rescue operation where four hostages were freed.
- https://babylonbee.com/news/ilhan-omar-calls-for-day-of-mourning-over-hostages-rescued?utm_source=The%20Babylon%20Bee%20Newsletter&utm_medium=emailBABYLONBEE.COMIlhan Omar Calls For Day Of Mourning Over Hostages RescuedWASHINGTON, D.C. — Representative Ilhan Omar has called for a National Day of Mourning in light of the news that four Israeli hostages were rescued this morning.
- https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-admin-hires-nascar-pit-crew-to-rapidly-change-bidens-diaper-without-anyone-noticing?utm_source=The%20Babylon%20Bee%20Newsletter&utm_medium=emailBABYLONBEE.COMBiden Admin Hires NASCAR Pit Crew To Rapidly Change Biden’s Diaper Without Anyone NoticingWASHINGTON, DC — In a little-publicized move, the Biden Administration recently recruited a former NASCAR pit crew to make lightning-fast changes to the President's diaper whenever he soils his pants.
- https://babylonbee.com/news/aides-claim-biden-nailed-a-360-double-flip-mctwist-on-the-white-house-half-pipe-but-oh-darn-the-reporters-just-missed-it?utm_source=The%20Babylon%20Bee%20Newsletter&utm_medium=emailBABYLONBEE.COMAides Claim Biden Nailed A 360 Kickflip McTwist On The White House Half Pipe But Oh Darn The Reporters Just Missed ItWASHINGTON, D.C. — Though media accounts and public perception have led many to believe the president's age has significantly eroded his physical and mental capabilities, aides claimed today that Biden recently nailed a 360 double flip McTwist on the White House half pipe but reporters just missed it.
- https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-says-bidens-ability-to-do-his-job-not-in-any-way-impeded-by-his-rigor-mortis?utm_source=The%20Babylon%20Bee%20Newsletter&utm_medium=emailBABYLONBEE.COMWhite House Says Biden’s Ability To Do His Job Not In Any Way Impeded By His Rigor MortisWASHINGTON, DC — The White House has delivered an official statement reassuring Americans that Biden is not hampered from doing his job in any way whatsoever by his recent flare-up of rigor mortis.
- https://babylonbee.com/news/aides-cleverly-paint-eyes-on-bidens-eyelids-so-he-looks-like-hes-paying-attention-during-meetings?utm_source=The%20Babylon%20Bee%20Newsletter&utm_medium=emailBABYLONBEE.COMAides Begin Putting Googly Eyes On Biden So He Looks Like He's Paying AttentionWASHINGTON, DC — In the wake of a Wall Street Journal article revealing that President Biden has begun nodding off during meetings, White House aides have begun putting googly eyes on the President so that he always looks awake and alert.
- https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-announces-plan-to-pretend-to-care-about-the-border-until-november-6?utm_source=The%20Babylon%20Bee%20Newsletter&utm_medium=emailBABYLONBEE.COMBiden Announces Plan To Pretend To Care About The Border Until November 6WASHINGTON, D.C. — With political pressure mounting over the continued border crisis, President Biden has announced a plan to pretend to care about the issue until November 6.
- https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-claims-your-inability-to-afford-groceries-is-misinformation?utm_source=The%20Babylon%20Bee%20Newsletter&utm_medium=emailBABYLONBEE.COMWhite House Claims Your Inability To Afford Groceries Is MisinformationWASHINGTON, D.C. — As American families continued to struggle to make ends meet amid record inflation, the White House claimed that your inability to afford groceries was actually misinformation.
- https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-call-for-removal-of-nelson-mandela-statue-in-dc-after-learning-he-was-a-convicted-felon?utm_source=The%20Babylon%20Bee%20Newsletter&utm_medium=emailBABYLONBEE.COMDemocrats Call For Removal Of Nelson Mandela Statue In D.C. After Learning He Was A Convicted FelonWASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrats have called for the removal of a statue of anti-apartheid activist and freedom fighter Nelson Mandela after learning the man was also a convicted felon.
- https://babylonbee.com/news/in-response-to-trump-conviction-republicans-threaten-to-fire-off-most-strongly-worded-letter-of-all-time?utm_source=The%20Babylon%20Bee%20Newsletter&utm_medium=emailBABYLONBEE.COMIn Response To Trump Conviction, Republicans Threaten To Fire Off 'Strongliest Worded Letter Of All Time'WASHINGTON, DC — Following former President Donald Trump's conviction on 34 felony counts, House Republicans are threatening to deploy the most powerful tool in their arsenal: The Strongliest Worded Letter of All Time.
- https://babylonbee.com/news/Fauci-Demands-Congressmen-Address-Him-As-The-Science?utm_source=The%20Babylon%20Bee%20Newsletter&utm_medium=emailBABYLONBEE.COMAngry Fauci Demands Congressmen Address Him As 'The Science'WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a fiery hearing on Capitol Hill today, a visibly angry Dr. Fauci demanded Congressmen questioning him address him by his proper title: "The Science."
- https://babylonbee.com/news/after-seeing-how-much-money-trump-raised-biden-calls-up-da-bragg-to-ask-if-he-can-get-charged-with-a-felony-or-two?utm_source=The%20Babylon%20Bee%20Newsletter&utm_medium=emailBABYLONBEE.COMAfter Seeing How Much Money Trump Raised, Biden Calls Up DA Bragg To Ask If He Can Get Charged With A Felony Or TwoWASHINGTON, D.C. — With his re-election campaign falling behind his opponent in fundraising, and after seeing how much money Donald Trump raised over the weekend, President Joe Biden called up New York District Attorney Alvin Bragg to ask if he could get charged with a felony or two.0 التعليقات 0 المشاركات 609 مشاهدة
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