• Biden’s Crackdown on the Internet Is WORSE Than You Think ~Glenn Beck Excellent Presentation and Reality check!

    https://www.glennbeck.com/glenn-tv/bidens-crackdown-internet-worse
    Biden’s Crackdown on the Internet Is WORSE Than You Think ~Glenn Beck Excellent Presentation and Reality check! https://www.glennbeck.com/glenn-tv/bidens-crackdown-internet-worse
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    Biden’s Crackdown on the Internet Is WORSE Than You Think | Glenn TV | Ep 343
    We’re being played: The Left isn’t “saving democracy,” and the internet is NOT free. The Murthy v. Missouri Supreme Court case is just the tip of the iceberg. The pro-speech plaintiffs argue the Biden White House colluded with social media platforms to censor speech they don’t like. Speech on topics...
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  • TRUMP'S AD JUST BROKE THE INTERNET!
    https://rumble.com/v2l8qda-trumps-ad-just-broke-the-internet.html
    TRUMP'S AD JUST BROKE THE INTERNET! https://rumble.com/v2l8qda-trumps-ad-just-broke-the-internet.html
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  • MUST READ: The Feds Gave Banks Tools To Shut Down Your Accounts If You Buy Guns Or Bibles: The same government pressure erecting an Iron Curtain around the Internet is also constructing a financial social credit system like Communist China’s inside the U.S.

    https://thefederalist.com/2024/03/07/the-feds-gave-banks-woke-censorship-tools-to-control-all-your-money/
    MUST READ: The Feds Gave Banks Tools To Shut Down Your Accounts If You Buy Guns Or Bibles: The same government pressure erecting an Iron Curtain around the Internet is also constructing a financial social credit system like Communist China’s inside the U.S. https://thefederalist.com/2024/03/07/the-feds-gave-banks-woke-censorship-tools-to-control-all-your-money/
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    Feds Gave Banks Tools To Shut Your Accounts If You Buy Guns
    The same government pressure erecting an Iron Curtain around the Internet is also constructing a financial social credit system in the U.S.
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  • Disturbing Warnings Of Dangers To Come As Globalists Prepare To Take Down The Internet, Allowing Them To Rewrite History, While 'Criminal Invaders' Are Set Loose Across America

    https://allnewspipeline.com/Disturbing_Warnings_Of_Dangers_To_Come.php
    Disturbing Warnings Of Dangers To Come As Globalists Prepare To Take Down The Internet, Allowing Them To Rewrite History, While 'Criminal Invaders' Are Set Loose Across America https://allnewspipeline.com/Disturbing_Warnings_Of_Dangers_To_Come.php
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  • I DIDN'T WRITE THIS. I COPIED AND PASTED.
    I had just spent an hour in the bank with my father, as he had to transfer some money. I couldn't resist asking:
    "Dad, why don't we activate your internet banking?"
    "Why would I do that?" he replied.
    "Because then you wont have to spend an hour here for things like that transfer.
    You can even do your shopping online. Everything will be so easy!"
    I was so excited about introducing him to the exciting world of online banking.
    He thought for a minute, then answered "If I do that, I wont have to step out of the house?"
    "Yes, yes" I said. I told him how even grocery can be delivered to your front door now, and how Amazon delivers everything!
    His answer left me speechless.
    He replied "Since I entered this bank today, I have met four of my friends. And I have chatted for a while with the staff who know me very well by now.
    You know that I am alone. This is the company that I need. I like to get ready and come to the bank. I have more than enough time, it is the physical touch that I crave.
    Two years ago I got sick, The shop owner, where I buy my fruit, came to see me and sat by my bedside and cried.
    When your mum fell down few days ago during her morning walk, our local grocer saw her and immediately brought his car to rush her home, as he knows where I live.
    Would I have that 'human' touch if everything became online?
    Why would I want everything delivered to me, forcing me to only interact with my computer?
    I like to know the person I'm dealing with and not just the 'seller'. It creates bonds and relationships and keeps me active ,
    Does Amazon deliver all this as well?"
    Technology isn't life and if we let it life as it is now will be gone , stop saying you have no time to shop local because local to some is all thay have , so Spend time with people. Not with devices and online , a sunny day and a walk out is sometimes all the medicine you need
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    #independentbusiness
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    I DIDN'T WRITE THIS. I COPIED AND PASTED. I had just spent an hour in the bank with my father, as he had to transfer some money. I couldn't resist asking: "Dad, why don't we activate your internet banking?" "Why would I do that?" he replied. "Because then you wont have to spend an hour here for things like that transfer. You can even do your shopping online. Everything will be so easy!" I was so excited about introducing him to the exciting world of online banking. He thought for a minute, then answered "If I do that, I wont have to step out of the house?" "Yes, yes" I said. I told him how even grocery can be delivered to your front door now, and how Amazon delivers everything! His answer left me speechless. He replied "Since I entered this bank today, I have met four of my friends. And I have chatted for a while with the staff who know me very well by now. You know that I am alone. This is the company that I need. I like to get ready and come to the bank. I have more than enough time, it is the physical touch that I crave. Two years ago I got sick, The shop owner, where I buy my fruit, came to see me and sat by my bedside and cried. When your mum fell down few days ago during her morning walk, our local grocer saw her and immediately brought his car to rush her home, as he knows where I live. Would I have that 'human' touch if everything became online? Why would I want everything delivered to me, forcing me to only interact with my computer? I like to know the person I'm dealing with and not just the 'seller'. It creates bonds and relationships and keeps me active , Does Amazon deliver all this as well?" Technology isn't life and if we let it life as it is now will be gone , stop saying you have no time to shop local because local to some is all thay have , so Spend time with people. Not with devices and online , a sunny day and a walk out is sometimes all the medicine you need ❤️ #cash #independentbusiness #comunity #countryliving
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  • “It Was A LIE!” BOMBSHELL RECORDING Captures MI Prosecutor Saying Dominion Voting Machines President John Poulos Perjured Himself Under Oath When Asked About Dominion Machine Access To Internet

    https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/02/it-was-lie-bombshell-recording-captures-mi-prosecutor/
    “It Was A LIE!” BOMBSHELL RECORDING Captures MI Prosecutor Saying Dominion Voting Machines President John Poulos Perjured Himself Under Oath When Asked About Dominion Machine Access To Internet https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/02/it-was-lie-bombshell-recording-captures-mi-prosecutor/
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    "It Was A LIE!" BOMBSHELL RECORDING Captures MI Prosecutor Saying Dominion Voting Machines President John Poulos Perjured Himself Under Oath When Asked About Dominion Machine Access To Internet | The Gateway Pundit | by Patty McMurray
    On December 15, 2020, the CEO of Dominion Voting Systems, John Poulos, testified before the MI Senate Oversight Committee in a hearing where he was asked about the Dominion Voting machines used in Michigan in the November 2020 election.
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  • The World Health Organization (WHO) has announced plans to rollout a global police force that will be responsible for punishing citizens who spread non-mainstream content on the Internet.

    NOW THIS MAKES ALL UN EXECUTIONERS TARGETS FOR REMOVAL

    https://thepeoplesvoice.tv/who-unveils-global-police-force-to-arrest-citizens-who-post-independent-media-online/
    The World Health Organization (WHO) has announced plans to rollout a global police force that will be responsible for punishing citizens who spread non-mainstream content on the Internet. NOW THIS MAKES ALL UN EXECUTIONERS TARGETS FOR REMOVAL https://thepeoplesvoice.tv/who-unveils-global-police-force-to-arrest-citizens-who-post-independent-media-online/
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    WHO Unveils 'Global Police Force' To Arrest Citizens Who Post Independent Media Online
    The World Health Organization (WHO) has announced plans to rollout a global police force that will be responsible for punishing citizens who spread non-mainstream content on the Internet.
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  • Digital Kill Switches: How Tyrannical Governments Stifle Political Dissent'No president from either party should have the sole power to shut down or take control of the internet or any other of our communication channels during an emergency.'Senator Rand Paul

    Communications kill switches have become tyrannical tools of domination and oppression to stifle political dissent, shut down resistance, forestall election losses, reinforce military coups, and keep the populace isolated, disconnected and in the dark, literally and figuratively.

    https://www.theburningplatform.com/2024/01/17/digital-kill-switches-how-tyrannical-governments-stifle-political-dissent/
    Digital Kill Switches: How Tyrannical Governments Stifle Political Dissent'No president from either party should have the sole power to shut down or take control of the internet or any other of our communication channels during an emergency.'Senator Rand Paul Communications kill switches have become tyrannical tools of domination and oppression to stifle political dissent, shut down resistance, forestall election losses, reinforce military coups, and keep the populace isolated, disconnected and in the dark, literally and figuratively. https://www.theburningplatform.com/2024/01/17/digital-kill-switches-how-tyrannical-governments-stifle-political-dissent/
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    Digital Kill Switches: How Tyrannical Governments Stifle Political Dissent
    Guest Post by John W. Whitehead “No president from either party should have the sole power to shut down or take control of the internet or any other of our communication channels during an emergenc…
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  • Despite what current trends would have us believe, a godly pastor can be ignorant about pop culture and the latest Internet memes. He can be ignorant about psychology and sociology. He doesn’t need to be an expert on world events, social movements, or leadership strategies. Being well versed in movies, music, and sports isn’t part of the job description, either, and is often a hindrance to the actual work of ministry. Rather, a pastor must be an expert in the Bible.
    ~John MacArthur
    Despite what current trends would have us believe, a godly pastor can be ignorant about pop culture and the latest Internet memes. He can be ignorant about psychology and sociology. He doesn’t need to be an expert on world events, social movements, or leadership strategies. Being well versed in movies, music, and sports isn’t part of the job description, either, and is often a hindrance to the actual work of ministry. Rather, a pastor must be an expert in the Bible. ~John MacArthur
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  • Facebook launches ‘link history’ tool that tracks where people go on the internet

    https://ca.news.yahoo.com/facebook-launches-history-tool-tracks-171223050.html?guccounter=1
    Facebook launches ‘link history’ tool that tracks where people go on the internet https://ca.news.yahoo.com/facebook-launches-history-tool-tracks-171223050.html?guccounter=1
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    Facebook launches ‘link history’ tool that tracks where people go on the internet
    Tool lets people get back to websites, Meta says – but also lets it use that history for advertising
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  • EMERGENCY PREPAREDNESS & OFF-GRID COMMUNICATION Q & A
    A discussion about preparing for emergencies and how to communicate with friends and relatives when internet and phone service are not available.

    Emergency Preparedness and Off-Grid Communication
    https://prayingmedic.com/2023/12/30/emergency-preparedness-off-grid-communication-q-a/
    EMERGENCY PREPAREDNESS & OFF-GRID COMMUNICATION Q & A A discussion about preparing for emergencies and how to communicate with friends and relatives when internet and phone service are not available. Emergency Preparedness and Off-Grid Communication https://prayingmedic.com/2023/12/30/emergency-preparedness-off-grid-communication-q-a/
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    Emergency Preparedness & Off-Grid Communication Q & A
    Praying Medic answers questions about how to communicate with friends and relatives when internet and phone service are not available.
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  • US intelligence officials determined the Chinese spy balloon used a US internet provider to communicate: Intelligence officials have revealed that a Chinese spy balloon that flew across the US reportedly used an American internet service to communicate

    HIGH TREASON!!!

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12908959/US-intelligence-officials-determined-Chinese-spy-balloon-used-internet-provider-communicate.html
    US intelligence officials determined the Chinese spy balloon used a US internet provider to communicate: Intelligence officials have revealed that a Chinese spy balloon that flew across the US reportedly used an American internet service to communicate HIGH TREASON!!! https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12908959/US-intelligence-officials-determined-Chinese-spy-balloon-used-internet-provider-communicate.html
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    Officials say the Chinese spy balloon used a US internet provider
    Intelligence officials have revealed that a Chinese spy balloon that flew across the US reportedly used an American internet service provider to communicate
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  • Globalist Death Cult Tells Us What's Next: 'NO Internet, NO Phone, NO Power, NO Food, NO Going Back To Normal' - Barack & Michelle Obama Produced New Movie Predicting TEOTWAWKI
    - 'The most blatant examples of predictive programming and cabal symbolism I’ve ever seen'

    https://allnewspipeline.com/NO_Internet_NO_Phone_NO_Power_NO_Food_NO_Going_Back_To_Normal.php
    Globalist Death Cult Tells Us What's Next: 'NO Internet, NO Phone, NO Power, NO Food, NO Going Back To Normal' - Barack & Michelle Obama Produced New Movie Predicting TEOTWAWKI - 'The most blatant examples of predictive programming and cabal symbolism I’ve ever seen' https://allnewspipeline.com/NO_Internet_NO_Phone_NO_Power_NO_Food_NO_Going_Back_To_Normal.php
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    Nikki Haley really ran for President on the platform of:

    “I’m a minority woman!”

    “Here are some upsides to WW3”

    “Trump sucks”

    “The gov’t will force you to use your real name on the internet even though I don’t use mine”

    “🙋🏽‍♀️”

    If this isn’t a Democrat in a GOP dress, what is?
    Trending Avatar DC_Draino @DC_Draino Nikki Haley really ran for President on the platform of: “I’m a minority woman!” “Here are some upsides to WW3” “Trump sucks” “The gov’t will force you to use your real name on the internet even though I don’t use mine” “🙋🏽‍♀️” If this isn’t a Democrat in a GOP dress, what is?
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  • Media Ruled by Robust PsyOp Alliance: Investigative journalist Michael Shellenberger has exposed Renée DiResta, research director for the Stanford Internet Observatory (SIO), as one of the key architects behind the censorship industrial complex

    https://www.theburningplatform.com/2023/11/20/media-ruled-by-robust-psyop-alliance/
    Media Ruled by Robust PsyOp Alliance: Investigative journalist Michael Shellenberger has exposed Renée DiResta, research director for the Stanford Internet Observatory (SIO), as one of the key architects behind the censorship industrial complex https://www.theburningplatform.com/2023/11/20/media-ruled-by-robust-psyop-alliance/
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    Media Ruled by Robust PsyOp Alliance
    Via Mercola Video Link Story at-a-glance Investigative journalist Michael Shellenberger has exposed Renée DiResta, research director for the Stanford Internet Observatory (SIO), as one of the key a…
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  • https://wltreport.com/2023/11/15/alert-fcc-approves-biden-administrations-plan-internet-takeover/
    https://wltreport.com/2023/11/15/alert-fcc-approves-biden-administrations-plan-internet-takeover/
    ALERT: FCC Approves Biden Administration’s Plan For Internet Takeover
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  • IS THE SOLAR FLARE STORM STORY ANOTHER ‘FALSE FLAG’ NARRATIVE IN THE WORKS? @PepeLivesMatter

    The #FakeNewsMedia continue to push the narrative of a 'solar flare storm' that could bring about an 'internet apocalypse' and shut down the web for months or even for good.

    This seems to be a common theme they're continuing to seed into public consciousness...

    But why?

    If the internet shut down for good or a couple months or years, would you be cool with it?

    foxweather.com/watch/play-6bfc

    https://truthsocial.com/@Gary_WontBackDown/posts/111405700715924952

    #WTPAFU #XTeam #TCD
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    IS THE SOLAR FLARE STORM STORY ANOTHER ‘FALSE FLAG’ NARRATIVE IN THE WORKS? @PepeLivesMatter The #FakeNewsMedia continue to push the narrative of a 'solar flare storm' that could bring about an 'internet apocalypse' and shut down the web for months or even for good. This seems to be a common theme they're continuing to seed into public consciousness... But why? If the internet shut down for good or a couple months or years, would you be cool with it? foxweather.com/watch/play-6bfc https://truthsocial.com/@Gary_WontBackDown/posts/111405700715924952 🇺🇸 #WTPAFU #XTeam #TCD 🇺🇸 🐸 @Gary_WontBackDown 🐸
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  • Next week, the FCC will vote on Emperor Biden’s plan to give the Administrative State effective control of all Internet services and infrastructure.

    EMAIL YOUR SENATORS & US REPS, AND TELL THEM YOU OPPOSE THIS ILLEGAL PLAN!

    https://twitter.com/BrendanCarrFCC/status/1721636158516376004?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1721636158516376004%7Ctwgr%5E5f0d90dbfba34515f8b750cb719de3c3415b45eb%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fncrenegade.com%2Fdid-you-know-3%2F
    Next week, the FCC will vote on Emperor Biden’s plan to give the Administrative State effective control of all Internet services and infrastructure. EMAIL YOUR SENATORS & US REPS, AND TELL THEM YOU OPPOSE THIS ILLEGAL PLAN! https://twitter.com/BrendanCarrFCC/status/1721636158516376004?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1721636158516376004%7Ctwgr%5E5f0d90dbfba34515f8b750cb719de3c3415b45eb%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fncrenegade.com%2Fdid-you-know-3%2F
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  • Internet Censorship Reaching Epic Proportions As Globalists Censor 'How To Forecast An Earthquake' As Part Of Big Tech's Efforts To Silence Independent And Conservative Voices

    https://www.allnewspipeline.com/Internet_Censorship_Reaching_Epic_Proportions.php
    Internet Censorship Reaching Epic Proportions As Globalists Censor 'How To Forecast An Earthquake' As Part Of Big Tech's Efforts To Silence Independent And Conservative Voices https://www.allnewspipeline.com/Internet_Censorship_Reaching_Epic_Proportions.php
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  • Parents and grandparents, beware: please make sure you limit the time your young ones are spending on the internet. Give them certain timeframes to use it and once those times have expired, make them GET OFF. NEVER allow your adolescent to keep an electronic device in his or her bedroom at night. Do whatever is necessary to protect the minds of our children. Some social media apps are designed to isolate, indoctrinate and intimidate our kids, and as responsible parents, grandparents and guardians, we cannot continue to allow this to happen.
    https://www.theamericanconservative.com/montana-is-right-to-ban-tiktok/
    Parents and grandparents, beware: please make sure you limit the time your young ones are spending on the internet. Give them certain timeframes to use it and once those times have expired, make them GET OFF. NEVER allow your adolescent to keep an electronic device in his or her bedroom at night. Do whatever is necessary to protect the minds of our children. Some social media apps are designed to isolate, indoctrinate and intimidate our kids, and as responsible parents, grandparents and guardians, we cannot continue to allow this to happen. https://www.theamericanconservative.com/montana-is-right-to-ban-tiktok/
    Montana Is Right to Ban TikTok
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  • https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2023/08/boom-trump-breaks-internet-more-people-watched-trump/
    https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2023/08/boom-trump-breaks-internet-more-people-watched-trump/
    BOOM! TRUMP BREAKS THE INTERNET! More People Watched the Trump-Tucker Interview than Total Voters in the 2020 US Election – Over 170 Million Views and Counting!
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  • I had just spent an hour in the bank with my father, as he had to transfer some money. I couldn't resist asking:
    "Dad, why don't we activate your internet banking?"
    "Why would I do that?" he replied.
    "Because then you wont have to spend an hour here for things like that transfer.
    You can even do your shopping online. Everything will be so easy!"
    I was so excited about introducing him to the exciting world of online banking.
    He thought for a minute, then answered "If I do that, I wont have to step out of the house?"
    "Yes, yes" I said. I told him how even grocery can be delivered to your front door now, and how Amazon delivers everything!
    His answer left me speechless.
    He replied "Since I entered this bank today, I have met four of my friends. And I have chatted for a while with the staff who know me very well by now.
    You know that I am alone. This is the company that I need. I like to get ready and come to the bank. I have more than enough time, it is the physical touch that I crave.
    Two years ago I got sick, The shop owner, where I buy my fruit, came to see me and sat by my bedside and cried.
    When your mum fell down few days ago during her morning walk, our local grocer saw her and immediately brought his car to rush her home, as he knows where I live.
    Would I have that 'human' touch if everything became online?
    Why would I want everything delivered to me, forcing me to only interact with my computer?
    I like to know the person I'm dealing with and not just the 'seller'. It creates bonds and relationships and keeps me active ,
    Does Amazon deliver all this as well?"
    Technology isn't life and if we let it life as it is now will be gone , stop saying you have no time to shop local because local to some is all thay have , so Spend time with people. Not with devices and online , a sunny day and a walk out is sometimes all the medicine you need
    #cash
    #independentbusiness
    #comunity
    #countryliving
    I had just spent an hour in the bank with my father, as he had to transfer some money. I couldn't resist asking: "Dad, why don't we activate your internet banking?" "Why would I do that?" he replied. "Because then you wont have to spend an hour here for things like that transfer. You can even do your shopping online. Everything will be so easy!" I was so excited about introducing him to the exciting world of online banking. He thought for a minute, then answered "If I do that, I wont have to step out of the house?" "Yes, yes" I said. I told him how even grocery can be delivered to your front door now, and how Amazon delivers everything! His answer left me speechless. He replied "Since I entered this bank today, I have met four of my friends. And I have chatted for a while with the staff who know me very well by now. You know that I am alone. This is the company that I need. I like to get ready and come to the bank. I have more than enough time, it is the physical touch that I crave. Two years ago I got sick, The shop owner, where I buy my fruit, came to see me and sat by my bedside and cried. When your mum fell down few days ago during her morning walk, our local grocer saw her and immediately brought his car to rush her home, as he knows where I live. Would I have that 'human' touch if everything became online? Why would I want everything delivered to me, forcing me to only interact with my computer? I like to know the person I'm dealing with and not just the 'seller'. It creates bonds and relationships and keeps me active , Does Amazon deliver all this as well?" Technology isn't life and if we let it life as it is now will be gone , stop saying you have no time to shop local because local to some is all thay have , so Spend time with people. Not with devices and online , a sunny day and a walk out is sometimes all the medicine you need ❤️ #cash #independentbusiness #comunity #countryliving
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  • Shared: Sad but true - everything is on the internet.
    A man calls Pizza hut to order a pizza...
    CALLER: Is this Pizza Hut?
    GOOGLE: No sir, it's Google Pizza.
    CALLER: I must have dialed a wrong number, sorry.
    GOOGLE: No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut last month.
    CALLER: OK. I would like to order a pizza.
    GOOGLE: Do you want your usual, sir?
    CALLER: My usual? You know me?
    GOOGLE: According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and meatballs on a thick crust.
    CALLER: Super! That’s what I’ll have.
    GOOGLE: May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta, arugula, sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat gluten-free thin crust?
    CALLER: What? I don’t want a vegetarian pizza!
    GOOGLE: Your cholesterol is not good, sir.
    CALLER: How the hell do you know that?
    GOOGLE: Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.
    CALLER: Okay, but I do not want your rotten vegetarian pizza! I already take medication for my cholesterol.
    GOOGLE: Excuse me sir, but you have not taken your medication regularly. According to our database, you purchased only a box of 30 cholesterol tablets once at Lloyds Pharmacy, 4 months ago.
    CALLER: I bought more from another Pharmacy.
    GOOGLE: That doesn’t show on your credit card statement.
    CALLER: I paid in cash.
    GOOGLE: But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement.
    CALLER: I have other sources of cash.
    GOOGLE: That doesn’t show on your latest tax returns unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law!
    CALLER: WHAT THE HELL!
    GOOGLE: I'm sorry sir, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you.
    CALLER: Enough already! I'm sick to death of Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp and all the others. I'm going to an island without the internet, TV, where there is no phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me.
    GOOGLE: I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport first. It expired 6 weeks ago...
    Shared: Sad but true - everything is on the internet. A man calls Pizza hut to order a pizza... CALLER: Is this Pizza Hut? GOOGLE: No sir, it's Google Pizza. CALLER: I must have dialed a wrong number, sorry. GOOGLE: No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut last month. CALLER: OK. I would like to order a pizza. GOOGLE: Do you want your usual, sir? CALLER: My usual? You know me? GOOGLE: According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and meatballs on a thick crust. CALLER: Super! That’s what I’ll have. GOOGLE: May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta, arugula, sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat gluten-free thin crust? CALLER: What? I don’t want a vegetarian pizza! GOOGLE: Your cholesterol is not good, sir. CALLER: How the hell do you know that? GOOGLE: Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years. CALLER: Okay, but I do not want your rotten vegetarian pizza! I already take medication for my cholesterol. GOOGLE: Excuse me sir, but you have not taken your medication regularly. According to our database, you purchased only a box of 30 cholesterol tablets once at Lloyds Pharmacy, 4 months ago. CALLER: I bought more from another Pharmacy. GOOGLE: That doesn’t show on your credit card statement. CALLER: I paid in cash. GOOGLE: But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement. CALLER: I have other sources of cash. GOOGLE: That doesn’t show on your latest tax returns unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law! CALLER: WHAT THE HELL! GOOGLE: I'm sorry sir, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you. CALLER: Enough already! I'm sick to death of Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp and all the others. I'm going to an island without the internet, TV, where there is no phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me. GOOGLE: I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport first. It expired 6 weeks ago...
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