Pancreas or ?
Freshman year at UCSF School of Dentistry: Gross Human Anatomy. Fall of 1970:
There were 80 in my class, 79 men and one lady. On our first day in Human anatomy, I am pretty sure no one amongst us had ever seen a dead human body.
You enter the lab and there are twenty stainless steel tables. Each with a human cadaver covered by a rubber sheet. I was the most curious I stepped forward and pulled back the rubber sheet. I exposed an elderly woman with fluids (formaldehyde ?) oozing out or every orifice.
My classmate: Dr Tim, himself deceased, made a comment that earned him his forever nickname: Teen Angel. I cannot reveal in public what he said to earn him this accurate nickname: Teen Angel. If you are interested in his statement, you must DM or text me and we can discuss. I will not reveal his statement to any woman.
We had no quizzes , midterms. We had only the final exam to determine our grade for this program. No pressure (white man lie, much pressure!)
The final exam consisted of fifty stations where we would identify the anatomical object and describe its functions.
I came to ~the 15th station and I look at the object, I relook at the object: “Identify this specimen and give two functions”. I swear that I am not making this up. The specimen is about 6 inches long and I could swear it was a penis. It’s two functions: 1: excretion and 2. Reproduction.
About two stations later it ‘Hit Me’ That was NOT a penis it was a
Pancreas. Its two functions are Endocrine: Insulin and Glucagon for
blood sugar. and Exocrine: enzymes for digestion. It is truly amazing that these two organs look so much alike while lying on a silver tray?
Gary G 11/10/2024.
Song of the day has nothing to do with the story but
is a nice song: “Aquarius” by the 5th Dimension
Freshman year at UCSF School of Dentistry: Gross Human Anatomy. Fall of 1970:
There were 80 in my class, 79 men and one lady. On our first day in Human anatomy, I am pretty sure no one amongst us had ever seen a dead human body.
You enter the lab and there are twenty stainless steel tables. Each with a human cadaver covered by a rubber sheet. I was the most curious I stepped forward and pulled back the rubber sheet. I exposed an elderly woman with fluids (formaldehyde ?) oozing out or every orifice.
My classmate: Dr Tim, himself deceased, made a comment that earned him his forever nickname: Teen Angel. I cannot reveal in public what he said to earn him this accurate nickname: Teen Angel. If you are interested in his statement, you must DM or text me and we can discuss. I will not reveal his statement to any woman.
We had no quizzes , midterms. We had only the final exam to determine our grade for this program. No pressure (white man lie, much pressure!)
The final exam consisted of fifty stations where we would identify the anatomical object and describe its functions.
I came to ~the 15th station and I look at the object, I relook at the object: “Identify this specimen and give two functions”. I swear that I am not making this up. The specimen is about 6 inches long and I could swear it was a penis. It’s two functions: 1: excretion and 2. Reproduction.
About two stations later it ‘Hit Me’ That was NOT a penis it was a
Pancreas. Its two functions are Endocrine: Insulin and Glucagon for
blood sugar. and Exocrine: enzymes for digestion. It is truly amazing that these two organs look so much alike while lying on a silver tray?
Gary G 11/10/2024.
Song of the day has nothing to do with the story but
is a nice song: “Aquarius” by the 5th Dimension
Pancreas or ?
Freshman year at UCSF School of Dentistry: Gross Human Anatomy. Fall of 1970:
There were 80 in my class, 79 men and one lady. On our first day in Human anatomy, I am pretty sure no one amongst us had ever seen a dead human body.
You enter the lab and there are twenty stainless steel tables. Each with a human cadaver covered by a rubber sheet. I was the most curious I stepped forward and pulled back the rubber sheet. I exposed an elderly woman with fluids (formaldehyde ?) oozing out or every orifice.
My classmate: Dr Tim, himself deceased, made a comment that earned him his forever nickname: Teen Angel. I cannot reveal in public what he said to earn him this accurate nickname: Teen Angel. If you are interested in his statement, you must DM or text me and we can discuss. I will not reveal his statement to any woman.
We had no quizzes , midterms. We had only the final exam to determine our grade for this program. No pressure (white man lie, much pressure!)
The final exam consisted of fifty stations where we would identify the anatomical object and describe its functions.
I came to ~the 15th station and I look at the object, I relook at the object: “Identify this specimen and give two functions”. I swear that I am not making this up. The specimen is about 6 inches long and I could swear it was a penis. It’s two functions: 1: excretion and 2. Reproduction.
About two stations later it ‘Hit Me’ That was NOT a penis it was a
Pancreas. Its two functions are Endocrine: Insulin and Glucagon for
blood sugar. and Exocrine: enzymes for digestion. It is truly amazing that these two organs look so much alike while lying on a silver tray?
Gary G 11/10/2024.
Song of the day has nothing to do with the story but
is a nice song: “Aquarius” by the 5th Dimension
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