WASHINGTON, D.C. — America's new golden age came screeching to an unexpected halt today, as news broke that President Donald Trump had been fired for forgetting to reply to Elon Musk's email.

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Soon after presenting a new spending bill that adds billions of dollars to the federal deficit, Republicans helpfully explained to constituents that deficit spending is only bad when Democrats do it.

A massive ring of corruption was just exposed in Albuquerque, New Mexico. A massive group of crooked cops in three different agencies, taking a massive amount of bribes, all centering around one criminal defense attorney, Thomas Clear, III, who has apparently been the real-life Saul Goodman for the last 30 years. The feds are prosecuting many of the individuals involved and a class action lawsuit has been filed. In this video I interview the lawyers handling the class action.

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