NATIONAL HARBOR, MD — Announcing that it has now given up entirely, the Democratic National Committee selected David Hogg as its new Vice Chair.

U.S. — As deportation efforts continued to ramp up across the United States, several hundred illegal immigrants took to the streets and helpfully waved the flags of their home countries so ICE would know where to send them.

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump has just become the first fascist in the history of humankind to use his despotic powers to reduce the size of the government.

U.S. — Elon Musk confirmed Tuesday that the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) has uncovered a secret government project where scientists kept a genetically modified black hedgehog alive in a secure facility.

LUBANG ISLAND, PHILIPPINES — A federal agent on the remote South Pacific island of Lubang in the Philippines was discovered still investigating January 6 protesters, oblivious to news that Trump was now president and had subsequently pardoned all involved.

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Alarm bells are sounding across the United States government, where Democrats are warning that President Trump's unelected shadow government is totally dismantling the unelected shadow government Democrats worked so hard to build.

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Liberals expressed outrage today after President Trump signed an executive order this afternoon that men cannot punch women in the face for sport.

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