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Newsom Assures Californians They Will Be Safe From All The Trump Administration's Prosperity, Safety, Lower Prices
SACRAMENTO, CA — In a statement intended to assuage the fears of Democratic voters throughout the state, Governor Gavin Newsom assured Californians that they would be kept safe from all of the Trump administration's prosperity, safety, and lower prices.

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2024-12-20 17:16:21 -

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Tragic: Celebrities Flee To Canada Only For Trump To Annex It
CANADA — The celebrities who fled the U.S. in horror following Trump's presidential victory are finding themselves right back where they started: under the tyrannical iron fist of Trump's authoritarian will. Trump's surprise announcement to annex Canada has sent ripples through the persecuted celebrity community.

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2024-12-19 20:30:16 -

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Newsom Says With Another $25 Billion He Could Double Homelessness By 2030
SACRAMENTO — California Governor Gavin Newsom has reportedly called for a state budget increase, promising that with just another $25 billion, he can double the homeless population by 2030.

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2024-12-19 20:28:00 -

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FBI Assures Nation Drones Just U.S. Government Spying On Its Own Citizens
U.S. — FBI Director Christopher Wray sought to reassure Americans that the drones being spotted over New Jersey were simply from the United States government spying on its own citizens.

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2024-12-15 14:53:43 -

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McDonald's Presents Employee Who Caught Shooter With Coupon Good For 1 Free Large Drink With Purchase Of A Food Item
ALTOONA, PA — The McDonald's employee credited with identifying Luigi Mangione, a suspect in the murder of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson, was honored on Friday with a small ceremony in which he was presented with a coupon good for one free large drink with the purchase of any food item.

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2024-12-15 02:06:07 -

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Nancy Pelosi Hospitalized With Dangerously Low Blood Alcohol Level
LUXEMBOURG — According to eyewitnesses at the Grand Duke's palace, Nancy Pelosi was rushed to the hospital earlier today after her blood alcohol level plunged dangerously.

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2024-12-14 15:20:53 -

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Mysterious User 'OrangeMan47' Snatches Up All Border Wall Materials In Online Auction
U.S. — Just days after news leaked that President Joe Biden was quietly selling unused border wall construction materials via online auction, presumably as a gesture of defiance against incoming President Donald Trump, a mysterious user named "OrangeMan47" swooped in to purchase every listing.

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2024-12-10 17:16:40 -

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Unclear If Angry-Looking Bald Person A Neo-Nazi Or Leftist Woman
SPRINGFIELD, IL — Despite extensive investigation, experts disclosed they were unable to determine if the angry-looking bald person you saw today was a neo-nazi or simply a progressive feminist woman.

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2024-12-10 17:15:14 -

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APPALLING: New Trump Appointee Has Zero Experience Being A Useless Government Bureaucrat
WASHINGTON, D.C. — To date, Donald Trump has appointed seven people to his presidential cabinet, with at least seven more on the way. But is the damage already done? Critics are sounding the alarm that his current picks have zero experience as useless government bureaucrats.

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2024-12-10 17:13:19 -

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Democrats Denounce Satan As 'Too Moderate'
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrats in Washington have expressed disappointment in the Father of Lies, reportedly admonishing Satan for being too moderate.

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2024-12-10 13:47:37 -

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12 Irrefutable Proofs That Climate Change Is Real
Lots of ignorant bigots believe climate change is a hoax. We've compiled this list of twelve compelling reasons climate change is quite obviously real - and it's going to kill us all. Get your copy of The Babylon Bee Guide To The Apocalypse!

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2024-12-09 18:21:11 -

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13 More People Biden Is Considering Pardoning
President Joe Biden has been under fire this week for pardoning his son, Hunter, leaving political experts and the general public wondering what else he might have up his sleeve before leaving office next month.

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2024-12-08 18:30:03 -

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Walmart Ends DEI Program, Will Now Treat All Employees Like Garbage Regardless Of Race, Gender
BENTONVILLE, AK — Sources within Walmart's corporate offices confirmed that the company will be terminating its DEI program and instead adopt a policy of treating all its employees like garbage regardless of their race or gender.

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2024-12-08 01:54:54 -

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New York City Prosecutes Spider-Man For Saving People On A Subway
NEW YORK — New York City prosecutors have vowed to punish the wall-crawling menace known as Spider-Man for acting on his own accord to save the lives of dozens of people on a subway.

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2024-12-08 01:53:10 -

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SCOTUS To Face Challenging Moral Dilemma Of Whether It's Okay To Slice Off Children's Body Parts With Giant Knife
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Supreme Court of the United States is bringing its many decades of collective legal experience to bear as it carefully considers whether a guy slicing body parts off of children with a giant knife is bad.

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2024-12-08 01:51:46 -

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Daniel Penny Jury Deliberations Delayed Due To Three Jurors Being Severely Beaten On Subway Ride To Courthouse
NEW YORK CITY — Jury deliberations in the trial of Daniel Penny were delayed this afternoon after three of the nine jurors were severely beaten on the subway while trying to reach the courthouse.

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2024-12-08 00:10:27 -

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Tesla Introduces Self-Crashing Car For Women
SAN CARLOS, CA — Tesla has just released a long-awaited addition to its lineup of self-driving cars. According to several sources, the brand-new Tesla Model W is a self-crashing car designed especially for women.

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2024-12-08 00:07:38 -

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Newsom Assures Californians They Will Be Safe From All The Trump Administration's Prosperity, Safety, Lower Prices
SACRAMENTO, CA — In a statement intended to assuage the fears of Democratic voters throughout the state, Governor Gavin Newsom assured Californians that they would be kept safe from all of the Trump administration's prosperity, safety, and lower prices.

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2024-12-08 00:01:42 -

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Congressional Republicans Say They're Working Hard To Figure Out How To Squander The Next Two Years
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As the transition period from the Biden White House to the incoming Trump administration began, congressional Republicans assured the American people that they were already hard at work figuring out how to squander the next two years.

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2024-12-07 23:08:59 -

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Hunter Asks If He Can Get His Baggie Of Cocaine Back From The White House Now
WASHINGTON, D.C. — After news broke that he had received a full presidential pardon from his father for any crimes committed in the last decade, Hunter Biden immediately asked officials from the U.S. Secret Service if he could get his baggie of cocaine back from the White House.

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2024-12-07 23:07:34 -

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Biden Forced To Issue Another Pardon After Hunter Commits 17 More Crimes
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following his controversial announcement last night absolving his son of all criminal convictions and prosecution, news broke early this morning that President Joe Biden was forced to issue another pardon after Hunter went out and committed 17 more crimes overnight.

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2024-12-07 23:01:21 -

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Excited Lobbyists Line Up Outside Capitol For Doorbuster Deals On Congressmen
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Eager to join in on low Black Friday prices, excited lobbyists were seen lining up outside the U.S. Capitol to get early bird deals on all congressmen.

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2024-12-07 22:59:22 -

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'Don't Let Anyone Take Your Power,' Tipsy Aunt Kamala Tells Confused Five-Year-Olds At Thanksgiving Kids' Table
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Children sitting at the kids' table during Kamala Harris's family Thankgiving dinner were confused and "a little frightened" as she gave a speech urging them not to "let anyone steal your power," sources confirmed Thursday.

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2024-12-07 22:57:48 -

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After Illegal Immigrant Found Guilty Of Murder, Dems Sentence Him To Flying Coach
ATHENS, GA — Justice was finally served in the wake of an unspeakable tragedy, as after an illegal immigrant was found guilty of murdering an American citizen, Democrats sentenced him to only being allowed to fly coach from now on.

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