• Learn from this post, all of you who own platforms - STAND FAST & FIRM! #SocialMedia
    #Gab Stands Firm Against #Australia’s #Censorship Demands https://reclaimthenet.org/gab-stands-firm-against-australias-censorship-demands
    Learn from this post, all of you who own platforms - STAND FAST & FIRM! #SocialMedia #Gab Stands Firm Against #Australia’s #Censorship Demands https://reclaimthenet.org/gab-stands-firm-against-australias-censorship-demands
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    Gab Stands Firm Against Australia's Censorship Demands
    Facing a $500,000 fine, Gab defies Australia's demand to remove content, spotlighting a global clash over online speech and censorship.
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  • Hewlett Packard Enterprise - One of two HPE Cray EX supercomputers to exceed an exaflop, Aurora is the second-fastest supercomputer in the world:

    https://www.hpe.com/us/en/newsroom/press-release/2024/05/hewlett-packard-enterprise-delivers-second-exascale-supercomputer-aurora-to-us-department-of-energys-argonne-national-laboratory.html

    #HewlettPackard #HPE #Cray #Supercomputer #Aurora #Exascale #Quintillion #Argonne #HighPerformanceComputing #HPC #GenerativeAI #ArtificialIntelligence #AI #ComputerScience #Engineering
    Hewlett Packard Enterprise - One of two HPE Cray EX supercomputers to exceed an exaflop, Aurora is the second-fastest supercomputer in the world: https://www.hpe.com/us/en/newsroom/press-release/2024/05/hewlett-packard-enterprise-delivers-second-exascale-supercomputer-aurora-to-us-department-of-energys-argonne-national-laboratory.html #HewlettPackard #HPE #Cray #Supercomputer #Aurora #Exascale #Quintillion #Argonne #HighPerformanceComputing #HPC #GenerativeAI #ArtificialIntelligence #AI #ComputerScience #Engineering
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    Hewlett Packard Enterprise delivers second exascale supercomputer, Aurora, to U.S. Department of Energy’s Argonne National Laboratory
    One of two HPE Cray EX supercomputers to exceed an exaflop, Aurora is the the second-fastest supercomputer in the world
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  • Think This Dystopian Hellscape Nightmare You're Living In Now Is Bad, New Info Shows You'll Soon Be Wishing For The Days Of $20 Fast Food Meals And $500 Trips To The Grocery Store

    https://allnewspipeline.com/This_Dystopian_Hellscape_Nightmare.php
    Think This Dystopian Hellscape Nightmare You're Living In Now Is Bad, New Info Shows You'll Soon Be Wishing For The Days Of $20 Fast Food Meals And $500 Trips To The Grocery Store https://allnewspipeline.com/This_Dystopian_Hellscape_Nightmare.php
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  • Praising God this morning for His Divine protection for my family. Here's one of many pictures of the destruction at the RV park in Port Lavaca where they have their home parked. Their rig was blown sideways about 4 feet but otherwise undamaged...their StarLink receiver on the ground was unmoved:) Daughter-in-law teaches just a short distance away, no sirens were sounded as apparently it formed very fast...when she got home she was greeted with missing and destroyed trailers and very relieved to find theirs and their 5 dogs safe. My son was on a job in LA but was able to get home yesterday long enough to move the trailer to a temporary location as only half the park has power. Had to return to work but is hopeful he can get back this weekend and get things back to normal. https://www.portlavacawave.com/news/around_town/storm-causes-severe-area-rv-and-mobile-home-damage/image_9f71393a-116a-11ef-95b1-eff145c2f67b.html
    Praising God this morning for His Divine protection for my family. Here's one of many pictures of the destruction at the RV park in Port Lavaca where they have their home parked. Their rig was blown sideways about 4 feet but otherwise undamaged...their StarLink receiver on the ground was unmoved:) Daughter-in-law teaches just a short distance away, no sirens were sounded as apparently it formed very fast...when she got home she was greeted with missing and destroyed trailers and very relieved to find theirs and their 5 dogs safe. My son was on a job in LA but was able to get home yesterday long enough to move the trailer to a temporary location as only half the park has power. Had to return to work but is hopeful he can get back this weekend and get things back to normal. https://www.portlavacawave.com/news/around_town/storm-causes-severe-area-rv-and-mobile-home-damage/image_9f71393a-116a-11ef-95b1-eff145c2f67b.html
    WWW.PORTLAVACAWAVE.COM
    Storm causes severe area RV and mobile home damage
    Severe damage was done to area RVs and mobile homes in the storm that just passed through. Several homes were damaged at Bay View RV Park and other areas. At
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    REAL American breakfast
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  • https://www.breitbart.com/economy/2024/04/24/poll-85-new-yorkers-say-grocery-costs-rising-faster-than-income/
    https://www.breitbart.com/economy/2024/04/24/poll-85-new-yorkers-say-grocery-costs-rising-faster-than-income/
    WWW.BREITBART.COM
    Poll: 85% of New Yorkers Say Grocery Costs Are Rising Faster than Their Income
    A whopping 85 percent of New Yorkers said the cost of food is rising faster than their income in a poll released Tuesday.
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  • NIST - Scientists modify common lab refrigerator to cool faster with less energy:

    https://phys.org/news/2024-04-big-quantum-chill-scientists-common.html

    #Refrigeration #PulseTubeRefrigerator #Refrigerator #PTR #AcousticOptimization #Efficiency #Cryogenics #Physics
    NIST - Scientists modify common lab refrigerator to cool faster with less energy: https://phys.org/news/2024-04-big-quantum-chill-scientists-common.html #Refrigeration #PulseTubeRefrigerator #Refrigerator #PTR #AcousticOptimization #Efficiency #Cryogenics #Physics
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    The big quantum chill: Scientists modify common lab refrigerator to cool faster with less energy
    By modifying a refrigerator commonly used in both research and industry, researchers at the National Institute of Standards and Technology (NIST) have drastically reduced the time and energy required to cool materials to within a few degrees above absolute zero.
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  • Joel 1:14
    Sanctify ye a fast, call a solemn assembly, gather the elders and all the inhabitants of the land into the house of the LORD your God, and cry unto the LORD...
    Joel 1:14 Sanctify ye a fast, call a solemn assembly, gather the elders and all the inhabitants of the land into the house of the LORD your God, and cry unto the LORD...
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  • https://babylonbee.com/news/mexican-robots-surge-across-southern-border-to-take-new-fast-food-jobs?utm_source=The%20Babylon%20Bee%20Newsletter&utm_medium=email
    https://babylonbee.com/news/mexican-robots-surge-across-southern-border-to-take-new-fast-food-jobs?utm_source=The%20Babylon%20Bee%20Newsletter&utm_medium=email
    BABYLONBEE.COM
    Mexican Robots Surge Across Southern Border To Take New Fast Food Jobs In California
    TIJUANA — Shortly after confirmation that California would be instituting a new $20 minimum wage, reports began to flood in of Mexican robots surging across the southern border to take new fast food jobs.
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  • Elon Musk & Grimes | "Tesla Will Have Sort of a ChatGPT Moment. Suddenly 3 Million Cars Will Be Able to Drive Themselves With No One." - Elon Musk "Artificial Intelligence Is the Fastest Path to Communism." - Grimes
    https://rumble.com/v4mcbbi-elon-musk-and-grimes-tesla-will-have-sort-of-a-chatgpt-moment..html
    Elon Musk & Grimes | "Tesla Will Have Sort of a ChatGPT Moment. Suddenly 3 Million Cars Will Be Able to Drive Themselves With No One." - Elon Musk "Artificial Intelligence Is the Fastest Path to Communism." - Grimes https://rumble.com/v4mcbbi-elon-musk-and-grimes-tesla-will-have-sort-of-a-chatgpt-moment..html
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  • Oh brother, pray; in spite of Satan, pray; spend hours in prayer; rather neglect friends than not pray; rather fast, and lose breakfast, dinner, tea, and supper - and sleep too - than not pray. And we must not talk about prayer, we must pray in right earnest. ~Andrew Bonar
    Oh brother, pray; in spite of Satan, pray; spend hours in prayer; rather neglect friends than not pray; rather fast, and lose breakfast, dinner, tea, and supper - and sleep too - than not pray. And we must not talk about prayer, we must pray in right earnest. ~Andrew Bonar
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  • A New VARIANT Called
    "waking up" is Spreading FAST Around the WORLD,
    I HOPE YOU CATCH IT.
    A New VARIANT Called "waking up" is Spreading FAST Around the WORLD, I HOPE YOU CATCH IT.
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  • https://wltreport.com/2024/03/22/fact-check-anus-eating-virus-spreading-fast-kills/
    https://wltreport.com/2024/03/22/fact-check-anus-eating-virus-spreading-fast-kills/
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    FACT-CHECK: "Anus Eating Virus" Spreading Fast, Kills 30% Of Those Infected | WLT Report
    It’s Friday night and that means we need to have a little fun. I saw this article earlier today and saved it for researching right now. Let’s dig in and do a Fact-Check on this together, shall we? It’s actually kind of interesting…. Here’s the headline: https://twitter.com/bohemianatmosp1/status/1770864686948335961?s=46&t=fQPc05aE4Kkb738_xetJBg That’s why I say it’s Friday night and...
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  • 3.22.24: Melania dress>Orchid, resignations, Hunter done, elections, Black SWAN, FAST Pray!
    https://rumble.com/v4ku7v6-3.22.24-melania-dressorchid-resignations-hunter-done-elections-black-swan-f.html
    3.22.24: Melania dress>Orchid, resignations, Hunter done, elections, Black SWAN, FAST Pray! https://rumble.com/v4ku7v6-3.22.24-melania-dressorchid-resignations-hunter-done-elections-black-swan-f.html
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  • Today V
    THIS IS BEAUTIFUL....THERE IS MORE THAN WHAT I COPIED AND PASTED

    He was getting old and paunchy

    And his hair was falling fast,
    And he sat around the Legion,

    Telling stories of the past.
    Of a war that he once fought in

    And the deeds that he had done,

    In his exploits with his buddies;

    They were heroes, every one.




    https://terrylclark.substack.com/p/today-v?publication_id=934525&post_id=140663593&isFreemail=false&r=1maoyr&triedRedirect=true
    Today V THIS IS BEAUTIFUL....THERE IS MORE THAN WHAT I COPIED AND PASTED He was getting old and paunchy And his hair was falling fast, And he sat around the Legion, Telling stories of the past. Of a war that he once fought in And the deeds that he had done, In his exploits with his buddies; They were heroes, every one. https://terrylclark.substack.com/p/today-v?publication_id=934525&post_id=140663593&isFreemail=false&r=1maoyr&triedRedirect=true
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    Today V
    Analysis, Musings, Humor, Health. Covering the important w/historical context.
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  • WEF ADVISOR: AI WILL MAKE ‘BIG DECISIONS’ FOR PUBLIC

    WATCH HOW FAST 'THE ZOMBIFIED PUBLIC' WILL EMBRACE, AS THEY YIELD THEIR POWER UNTO THE BEAST! REVELATION 13:15

    https://www.hopegirlblog.com/2024/03/12/wef-advisor-ai-will-make-big-decisions-for-public/
    WEF ADVISOR: AI WILL MAKE ‘BIG DECISIONS’ FOR PUBLIC WATCH HOW FAST 'THE ZOMBIFIED PUBLIC' WILL EMBRACE, AS THEY YIELD THEIR POWER UNTO THE BEAST! REVELATION 13:15 https://www.hopegirlblog.com/2024/03/12/wef-advisor-ai-will-make-big-decisions-for-public/
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    WEF Advisor: AI Will Make ‘Big Decisions’ for Public - HopeGirl Blog
    A top World Economic Forum (WEF) official has told the American people that artificial intelligence (AI) will soon make all the “big decisions” for them and “tell” humans “what to do.”
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  • No Borders? No America: Under Joe Biden, the U.S. borders simply no longer exist. His regime’s minions have been ordered to process and parole illegal aliens into America as fast as possible, virtually waving them on across with little to no scrutiny

    https://www.theburningplatform.com/2024/03/10/no-borders-no-america/
    No Borders? No America: Under Joe Biden, the U.S. borders simply no longer exist. His regime’s minions have been ordered to process and parole illegal aliens into America as fast as possible, virtually waving them on across with little to no scrutiny https://www.theburningplatform.com/2024/03/10/no-borders-no-america/
    WWW.THEBURNINGPLATFORM.COM
    No Borders? No America
    Americans had better act soon, with or without Congress and with or without the Border Patrol to stop the current flood of illegal invaders across our Southern Border, because the Biden regime has …
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  • https://americanfaith.com/covid-patients-given-ivermectin-recovered-faster-study/?email=happybears1891%40reagan.com&utm_source=carrier-crow&utm_medium=email&utm_id=kYlmcOfgnW
    https://americanfaith.com/covid-patients-given-ivermectin-recovered-faster-study/?email=happybears1891%40reagan.com&utm_source=carrier-crow&utm_medium=email&utm_id=kYlmcOfgnW
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    COVID Patients Given Ivermectin Recovered Faster: Study - American Faith
    A U.K. study found that COVID-19 patients who were given ivermectin recovered faster than those who were not given the drug.
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  • Joel 1:14-15
    Sanctify ye a fast, call a solemn assembly, gather the elders and all the inhabitants of the land into the house of the LORD your God, and cry unto the LORD,
    Alas for the day! for the day of the LORD is at hand, and as a destruction from the Almighty shall it come.
    Joel 1:14-15 Sanctify ye a fast, call a solemn assembly, gather the elders and all the inhabitants of the land into the house of the LORD your God, and cry unto the LORD, Alas for the day! for the day of the LORD is at hand, and as a destruction from the Almighty shall it come.
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  • Saw this today and it was worth sharing...
    A pastor asked an older farmer, decked out in bib overalls, to say grace for the morning breakfast.
    "Lord, I hate buttermilk", the farmer began. The visiting pastor opened one eye to glance at the farmer and wonder where this was going.
    The farmer loudly proclaimed, "Lord, I hate lard." Now the pastor was growing concerned.
    Without missing a beat, the farmer continued, "And Lord, you know I don't much care for raw white flour". The pastor once again opened an eye to glance around the room and saw that he wasn't the only one to feel uncomfortable.
    Then the farmer added, "But Lord, when you mix them all together and bake them, I do love warm fresh biscuits. So Lord, when things come up that we don't like, when life gets hard, when we don't understand what you're saying to us, help us to just relax and wait until you are done mixing. It will probably be even better than biscuits. Amen."
    Within that prayer there is great wisdom for all when it comes to complicated situations like we are experiencing in the world today.
    Stay strong, my friends, because our LORD is mixing several things that we don't really care for, but something even better is going to come when HE is done with it. AMEN!
    Saw this today and it was worth sharing... A pastor asked an older farmer, decked out in bib overalls, to say grace for the morning breakfast. "Lord, I hate buttermilk", the farmer began. The visiting pastor opened one eye to glance at the farmer and wonder where this was going. The farmer loudly proclaimed, "Lord, I hate lard." Now the pastor was growing concerned. Without missing a beat, the farmer continued, "And Lord, you know I don't much care for raw white flour". The pastor once again opened an eye to glance around the room and saw that he wasn't the only one to feel uncomfortable. Then the farmer added, "But Lord, when you mix them all together and bake them, I do love warm fresh biscuits. So Lord, when things come up that we don't like, when life gets hard, when we don't understand what you're saying to us, help us to just relax and wait until you are done mixing. It will probably be even better than biscuits. Amen." Within that prayer there is great wisdom for all when it comes to complicated situations like we are experiencing in the world today. Stay strong, my friends, because our LORD is mixing several things that we don't really care for, but something even better is going to come when HE is done with it. AMEN!
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  • Hey you..yes, I’m talking to you.
    I don’t care what you’ve heard or been told, but you matter.
    You’re more than enough and I’m glad you’re here.
    I know it’s hard, but try to stop listening to the people who don’t know you or don’t really care.
    They don’t know where you’ve been or the mountains you’ve had to climb to get to where you are.
    I know you think you’re a survivor, but I’m here to tell you that you’re more than that.
    You’re the hero of your own story.
    It’s time to stop trying just to get by and to start growing and loving yourself.
    I know all you see sometimes are your scars, failures and mistakes, but they don’t define you.
    You write your story and your legacy, and it’s your time to rise out of the ashes.
    I realize you’ve been down, broken and lost, but you can’t start rising until you’ve hit rock bottom.
    The fire that has tried to swallow you whole isn’t your end, it’s where you will find your strength and forge your courage.
    Stop telling yourself what you can't do and start believing in you..if you don't, who will?
    No, you’re not alone and your voice matters.
    How do I know?
    I’ve been right where you are and I know how it feels to be hopeless.
    You can choose to stay in that dark place or you can start clawing out of the abyss.
    You are enough.
    More than that, you’re amazing.
    You got this, no matter how hard or long it may take..
    Day by day, step by step, start believing in the power of your dreams again..
    Remember those?
    The hopes you once had and forgot along the way?
    It’s time to find those again and take back your voice.
    You’ve been beaten down, pushed away and left for nothing.
    You’ve been asking for a sign what you should do or how to keep going.
    This is it.
    I’m talking to you.
    Take my hand and let’s start over.
    Maybe we don’t have all the answers or know where we are going, but we don’t have to.
    You’re not alone.
    You’re loved and you’re special.
    Stop listening to the voices and start listening to your soul.
    You were meant for more, so take a deep breath and try to find the light..
    A little more every day.
    It won’t be easy, it won’t be fast and it won’t be painless.
    But together, you and I can do this.
    You just have to decide that you’re done living in the past and dwelling in the darkness.
    I’m here, holding out my hand, asking you to join me.
    It’s your story and it’s time to start a new chapter.
    Where shall we begin?
    With you.
    You’ve had the answers all along, you never knew the questions to ask.
    Now you do.
    Today, it's time to start listening to your heart.
    |ravenwolf
    Hey you..yes, I’m talking to you. I don’t care what you’ve heard or been told, but you matter. You’re more than enough and I’m glad you’re here. I know it’s hard, but try to stop listening to the people who don’t know you or don’t really care. They don’t know where you’ve been or the mountains you’ve had to climb to get to where you are. I know you think you’re a survivor, but I’m here to tell you that you’re more than that. You’re the hero of your own story. It’s time to stop trying just to get by and to start growing and loving yourself. I know all you see sometimes are your scars, failures and mistakes, but they don’t define you. You write your story and your legacy, and it’s your time to rise out of the ashes. I realize you’ve been down, broken and lost, but you can’t start rising until you’ve hit rock bottom. The fire that has tried to swallow you whole isn’t your end, it’s where you will find your strength and forge your courage. Stop telling yourself what you can't do and start believing in you..if you don't, who will? No, you’re not alone and your voice matters. How do I know? I’ve been right where you are and I know how it feels to be hopeless. You can choose to stay in that dark place or you can start clawing out of the abyss. You are enough. More than that, you’re amazing. You got this, no matter how hard or long it may take.. Day by day, step by step, start believing in the power of your dreams again.. Remember those? The hopes you once had and forgot along the way? It’s time to find those again and take back your voice. You’ve been beaten down, pushed away and left for nothing. You’ve been asking for a sign what you should do or how to keep going. This is it. I’m talking to you. Take my hand and let’s start over. Maybe we don’t have all the answers or know where we are going, but we don’t have to. You’re not alone. You’re loved and you’re special. Stop listening to the voices and start listening to your soul. You were meant for more, so take a deep breath and try to find the light.. A little more every day. It won’t be easy, it won’t be fast and it won’t be painless. But together, you and I can do this. You just have to decide that you’re done living in the past and dwelling in the darkness. I’m here, holding out my hand, asking you to join me. It’s your story and it’s time to start a new chapter. Where shall we begin? With you.❤️ You’ve had the answers all along, you never knew the questions to ask. Now you do. Today, it's time to start listening to your heart. |ravenwolf
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  • I get so sick and tired of hearing about how these people walk all the way up...it's all a lie... I HATE LIES...Back in 2005 when I worked for the State Of Illinois, in "all kids" the government brought them straight up and to the Social Security office in Chicago. To give the so called "families" OUR Social Security. It was called "temporary social security" a so called "family" of 3 received $5,600 a month then. So yes, I can see them flying them up now, faster than busing like they did then. "All Kids" is "obama Care" it's been called many things. I've been telling people this for years... no one listens. AND don't pay attention to the "poor people walking all the way up" that's a joke...that many people fall for.
    Biden administration ADMITS flying 320,000 migrants secretly into the U.S. to reduce the number of crossings at the border has national security 'vulnerabilities'
    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13155765/biden-illegal-migrant-flying-program-national-security-vulnerability.html?ito=native_share_article-top
    I get so sick and tired of hearing about how these people walk all the way up...it's all a lie... I HATE LIES...Back in 2005 when I worked for the State Of Illinois, in "all kids" the government brought them straight up and to the Social Security office in Chicago. To give the so called "families" OUR Social Security. It was called "temporary social security" a so called "family" of 3 received $5,600 a month then. So yes, I can see them flying them up now, faster than busing like they did then. "All Kids" is "obama Care" it's been called many things. I've been telling people this for years... no one listens. AND don't pay attention to the "poor people walking all the way up" that's a joke...that many people fall for. Biden administration ADMITS flying 320,000 migrants secretly into the U.S. to reduce the number of crossings at the border has national security 'vulnerabilities' https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13155765/biden-illegal-migrant-flying-program-national-security-vulnerability.html?ito=native_share_article-top
    WWW.DAILYMAIL.CO.UK
    Biden administration ADMITS illegal migrant secret flying program
    Joe Biden's administration has admitted transporting migrants on secret flights into the U.S. which could cause national security 'vulnerabilities.'
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  • Someone needs to take a blow torch to that ice...you know...help the "ice" melt faster.
    Someone needs to take a blow torch to that ice...you know...help the "ice" melt faster.
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  • A Tourist walked into a Chinese curio shop in San Francisco. While looking around at the exotic merchandise, he noticed a lifelike, life-sized, bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but was so incredibly striking the tourist decided he must have it. He took it to the old shop owner and asked, "How much for the bronze rat?"

    "Ahhh, you have chosen wisely! It is $12 for the rat and $100 for the story," said the wise old Chinese.

    The tourist quickly pulled out twelve dollars. "I'll just take the rat, you can keep the story."

    As he walked down the street carrying his bronze rat, the tourist noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of the alleys and sewers and had begun following him down the street. This was a bit disconcerting so he began walking faster.

    A couple blocks later he looked behind him and saw to his horror the herd of rats behind him had grown to hundreds, and they began squealing.

    Sweating now, the tourist began to trot toward San Francisco Bay.

    Again, after a couple blocks, he looked around only to discover that the rats now numbered in the MILLIONS and were squealing and coming toward him faster and faster.

    Terrified, he ran to the edge of the Bay and threw the bronze rat as far as he could into the Bay.

    Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the Bay after the bronze rat and were all drowned.

    The man walked back to the curio shop in Chinatown.

    "Ahhh," said the owner, "You come back for the story?"

    "No sir," said the man, "I came back to see if you have a bronze Democrat."
    A Tourist walked into a Chinese curio shop in San Francisco. While looking around at the exotic merchandise, he noticed a lifelike, life-sized, bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but was so incredibly striking the tourist decided he must have it. He took it to the old shop owner and asked, "How much for the bronze rat?" "Ahhh, you have chosen wisely! It is $12 for the rat and $100 for the story," said the wise old Chinese. The tourist quickly pulled out twelve dollars. "I'll just take the rat, you can keep the story." As he walked down the street carrying his bronze rat, the tourist noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of the alleys and sewers and had begun following him down the street. This was a bit disconcerting so he began walking faster. A couple blocks later he looked behind him and saw to his horror the herd of rats behind him had grown to hundreds, and they began squealing. Sweating now, the tourist began to trot toward San Francisco Bay. Again, after a couple blocks, he looked around only to discover that the rats now numbered in the MILLIONS and were squealing and coming toward him faster and faster. Terrified, he ran to the edge of the Bay and threw the bronze rat as far as he could into the Bay. Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the Bay after the bronze rat and were all drowned. The man walked back to the curio shop in Chinatown. "Ahhh," said the owner, "You come back for the story?" "No sir," said the man, "I came back to see if you have a bronze Democrat."
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